Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Silent Fall (1994)

Released October 28th in the US.
Filmed entirely in Maryland.
The story : Dr. Jake Rainer is a retired child therapist.
The police call him in to take a look at a brutal murder scene and then spring it on him.
They want the doctor to work with the severally traumatized mute autistic Tim , who appears to have witnessed his parents murders.
Tim and his older sister Sylvie are the only survivors of the attacks , but she wasnt there either.
Sylvie can however tell of what she knows and speak for her little brother.
She helps recruit the unwilling doctor to help her brother as this is the only way the mystery of their parents death can be solved.
Stars Richard Dreyfuss , Linda Hamilton , Brandon Stouffer , Treva Moniik King , J.T. Walsh , Zahn McClarnon , Ron Tucker , Catherine Shaffner , Ben Faulkner , Liv Tyler , John Lithgow , Jane Beard , Heather M. Bomba , Marianne E.
Directed by Bruce Beresford
Rated R
MYSTERY

The Smurfs Springtime Special (1982)


Made for NBC, airing April 8th in the US.
The story: It is Springtime once again and The Smurfs are eagerly getting ready for their Spring/Easter celebration.
Meanwhile, Gargamel is up to his old tricks, thinking of ways to capture Smurfs.
Gargamel visits his powerful Godfather Balthazar, asking that he tell him how to catch Smurfs.
Balthazar tells Gargamel there are no such things as Smurfs, that they are purely legend.
He also tells him of the different spell books he has, which using Smurfs could change lead into gold among many other spells.
Gargamel humors Balthazar about believing there is no such thing as Smurfs and steals one of the spellbooks.
Now Gargamel is off to cast a sleeping spell on Mother Nature so she will not allow Spring to be sprung.
Gargamel knows this will cause Papa Smurf to visit her and his plan works.
Now it's up to Papa Smurf to rescue Mother Nature so she can return the Spring weather.
Stars (voices by) Don Messick, Lucille Bliss, Michael Bell, Paul Winchell, Keene Curtis, June Foray, Alan Oppenheimer, Michael Bell, William Callaway, Hamilton Camp, Danny Goldman, Frank Welker
Directed by Gerard Baldwin
Not Rated
ANIMATION/FAMILY/SERIES/EASTER

Sunday, March 22, 2015

Practical Magic (1998)

Released October 16th in the US.
Filmed entirely in Washington.
The story : When Sally and Jillian were young , they lost their mother and father.
Right after , they began living with their two aunts.
Their aunts taught them that they came from a long line of powerful witches , including themselves.
They also taught them that their grandmother had cursed them all , the curse being if they were to ever fall in-love the person in question would die.
Sally hoped to never fall in love and Jillian couldnt wait to.
As adults , Sally found herself married to the love of her life and raising two daughters.
Jillian found love in living vivaciously.
Both were equally happy , but being truly happy in their current situations is only just a matter of time.
Stars Caprice Benedetti , Camilla Belle , Lora Anne Criswell , Stockard Channing , Dianne Wiest , Annabella Price , Sandra Bullock , Nicole Kidman , Goran Visnjic , Mark Feuerstein , Alexandra Artrip , Evan Rachel Wood , Aidan Quinn , Chloe Webb , Martha Gehman , Lucinda Jenney
Directed by Griffin Dunne
Rated PG13
DRAMA/COMEDY

"Most excellent..."

And So It Goes (2014)

Released July 25th in the US.
Filmed in Connecticut , California and the UK.
The story : Oren Little is a grumpy , aging man.
He lost his wife a few years ago and since then his personality has been...lacking.
Oren is looking to sell the giant , expensive house he shared with his wife and son and while in the process is living at another waterfront property that he owns.
The other tenants dont like Oren very much as he is just not a nice person.
Soon Oren is met by his son , who he hasnt seen in quite sometime.
His son informs him that he will soon be going to prison and he needs Oren to watch his almost 10-year-old daughter while hes gone.
Oren protests but he doesnt have a choice.
One of the older women who lives next door to Oren at the waterfront property , Leah - helps him with his granddaughter.
This is out of pure sympathy for the granddaughter , knowing how awful Oren is.
Eventually Oren , Leah and his granddaughter become very close , teaching Oren what it is to be a happy , caring person once again.
Stars Michael Douglas , Frances Sternhagen , Diane Keaton , Austin Lysy , Michael Terra , Sawyer Tanner Simpkins , Yaya DaCosta , Rob Reiner , Sterling Jerins , Annie Parisse , Maxwell Simkins , Maurice Jones , Scott Shepherd , Frankie Valli
Directed by Rob Reiner
Rated PG13
COMEDY/DRAMA

Friday, March 20, 2015

Murder By Death ; Neil Simon's (1978)

Released June 23rd in the US.
Filmed in California and the UK.
The story : Five detectives are invited to a murder and dinner party at another private detective's home.
Only none of the detectives invited know who the invitee is , although they all know each other.
One by one they arrive with their companions and each one encounters some strange happening.
Being almost killed is no exception in the catergory of strange.
Everything about the home is strange , from its help , to the food and their accomidations.
But they are all their to solve a murder crime and one will be guilty of it.
Stars Truman Capote , Alec Guinness , David Niven , Maggie Smith , Peter Sellers , Richard Narita , Peter Falk , Eileen Brennan , Elsa Lanchester , Nancy Walker , James Coco , James Cromwell , Estelle Winwood , Myron the dog , (voice) Fay Wray
Directed by Robert Moore
Rated PG
COMEDY/MYSTERY

Thursday, March 19, 2015

The Cyclops (1957)

Released July 28th in the US.
Filmed in California.
The story : Susan is just desperate to locate her long lost fiancee', Bruce.
Three years ago , Bruce disappeared somewhere in the mountains of Mexico.
Susan is convinced Bruce is alive and needs her to save him. *yawn*
Susan takes three men with her , an understanding scientist guy Russ - who is in love with Susan...but Susan wants Bruce... , Lee , a pilot who will fly them out there no problem even though hes been hanging on the bourbon pretty hard and greedy , pain in the ass Marty - who is just bonkers for uranium.
The four get out there by the skin of their teeth.
After their close to crash landing , they begin exploring and looking around.
Sam happens to get a glimpse of a oddly large lizard and tries telling Susan and Lee about it but it disappears before they can see it.
So Sam shrugs it off cause , ha it must be his eyes playing tricks on him.
Next , Susan and Sam see a giant mouse and then a giant hawk attack it.
This blows their mind , but they decide not to tell the others.
O.O
Stars
Gloria Talbott , Manuel López , James Craig , Tom Drake , Lon Chaney Jr. , Vicente Padula , Duncan 'Dean' Parkin
Directed by (& story written) Bert I. Gordon
B&W
Not Rated
SCIFI/HORROR

Virginia (2010)

Released May 18 , 2012 in the US.
Filmed in Michigan and New Jersey.
The story : Virginia is a young single mom to 16-year-old Emmet.
Emmet is doing the best he can , looking out for his not-so-stable mom but hes just a kid.
Virgina has been having an affair with the local sheriff who happens to be a married Mormon for the past 16 years.
When Virginia gets sick , she cannot accept that. She decides she is with child instead.
Her lover thinks their relationship is all fun and games until she tells him shes pregnant and keeping the baby.
Now hes serious and wants nothing much to do with her as he sees this as cause to make him lose the state senate election he is now trying to win.
This leaves Virgina and Emmet with even less resources.
Stars Jennifer Connelly , Ed Harris , Barry Shabaka Henley , Carrie Preston , Harrison Gilbertson , Emma Roberts , Toby Jones , Paul Walter Hauser , Tom Van Howe , Kevin Patrick Brown , Ward Burton , Yeardley Smith , Amy Madigan , Dennis Rauss , Meighan Gerachis , Kathy Ruark , Rocky Rector , Jack Rutledge , Audrey Morgan , Bradley Matthys , Lucas Grabeel , Tristan Peach
Directed by (& story written) Dustin Lance Black
Rated R
DEPRESSING DRAMA

Big Miracle (2012)


Released February 3rd in the US.
Filmed in Alaska.
Based on truths.
The story : In 1988 , Greenpeace activist Rachel Kramer is in attendance when an oil company wins the right to drill in Alaska's Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.
At the same time , Adam Carlson - a tv news reporter and Rachel's ex , stumbles onto a family of gray whales stuck in the pressure ridge of the Arctic Circle in Barrel , Alaska.
With the help of Rachel and the world news picking up the story for a change of pace , Adam's whale story gets nationwide attention.
Now the plan is to get together , with the oil company who has the contract for drilling , the National Guard , the locals , the news and everyone who cares about the whales welfare and help the whales get out of their deadly prison.
Stars John Krasinski , Drew Barrymore , Ted Danson , Randy Eledge , Kathy Baker , Kristen Bell , John Pingayak , Ahmaogak Sweeney , John Chase , Ishmael Angalook Hope , Othniel 'Anaqulutuq' Oomittuk Jr. , Andrew Daly , Thomas R. Daly , Maliaq Kairaiuak , Jeffrey Evan , Tim Blake Nelson , Stephen Root , Maury Ginsberg , Kelly Lee Williams , Megan Baldino , Vinessa Shaw , Maeve Blake , Krista Schwarting , Liam Boles
Directed by Ken Kwapis
Rated PG
DRAMA/BIOGRAPHY

"I like her make-up. I'm pretty sure it was tested on animals."

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

The Sitter (2011)

Released December 9th in the US.
Filmed entirely in New York.
The story : Noah is a young guy who lives with his mom and doesnt have a job.
When he tries to make a date with the girl who he considers his girlfriend and she makes up an excuse why she cant , Noah is avaliable for the night.
When Noah gets home he finds out his mom has plans for an exciting date. But soon the friends she is going out with call and cancel because they just dont have a babysitter.
Out of feeling bad , Noah lets his mom talk him into taking over the babysitting.
Everything would be just fine if Noah would just stay at home with the kids , but the girlfriend calls.
Stars Jonah Hill , Ari Graynor , Jessica Hecht , Erin Daniels , Max Records , Landry Bender , Kevin Hernandez , Sam Rockwell , J.B. Smoove , D.W. Moffett , Bruce Altman , Method Man , Alex Wolff , Grace Aronds , Jane Aronds , Kevin Townley , Samira Wiley , Trevor Zhou , Alysia Joy Powell
Directed by David Gordon Green
Rated R
COMEDY

"Can't buy underwear. Balls don't fit."

Monday, March 16, 2015

And God Created Woman (1988)

Released March 4th in the US.
Filmed in New Mexico.
The story : Robin escapes from prison.
She hitches a ride with a nice guy in a limo , only to be dropped back off at the prison.
While working on getting back inside , Robin has an unplanned "encounter" with a man working inside the prison and thats about that.
Robin hates being in prison and feels she will go crazy waiting to get out.
She has her first parole hearing coming up in a month but they typically dont let anyone out at the first meeting.
A few days later , Robin sees the man who picked her up and dropped her off on tv.
He happens to be running for Governor.
So Robin calls him asking that he put in a good word for her at her hearing.
He advises her to make some future arrangements to help her chances.
Stars Rebecca De Mornay , Frank Langella , Vincent Spano , Judith Chapman , Thelma Houston , Gail Boggs , Doriana Sanchez , Doriana Sanchez , María Duval , Lee Ann Martin , Pat Finn-Lee , Donovan Leitch Jr. , Roger Vadim , Benjamin Mouton , Dave Shelley , Einstein Brown
Directed by Roger Vadim
Rated R
REMAKE/DRAMA/COMEDY

"Well. Baskin and Robbins are partners. They don't sleep together."

The Night of the Iguana (1964)

Released August 6th in the US.
Filmed entirely in Mexico.
The story : Fallen Episcopal clergyman Lawrence Shannon is now working for a tour company.
The tour groups typically involve church-going women. This time is no exception as Shannon is leading a busload of Baptist women.
Shannon is fighting some personal difficulties with himself and when a young women from the group takes a liking to him , this doesnt help his situation.
The women who is in charge of the Baptist women has it out for Shannon as she believes he is fully to blame for the young women being obsessed with him.
Shannon is trying hard to do the right thing to keep his job , but the circumstances may be just too much to overcome alone.
Stars Richard Burton , Sue Lyon , Grayson Hall , Mary Boylan , Eloise Hardt , Barbara Joyce , Gladys Hill , Billie Matticks , Skip Ward , Ava Gardner , Deborah Kerr , Cyril Delevanti
Directed by John Huston
Not Rated
B&W
DRAMA

"Nothing human discusts me unless its unkind or violent."

Sunday, March 15, 2015

Mean Creek (2004)

Released May 14th in the US.
Filmed in Oregon and Washington.
The story : Sammy is a kind-hearted , smart kid.
He loves and respects his equally kind-hearted girlfriend and admires his trustworthy older brother.
Sammy tells his brother about a kid at school thats bigger , older and beats up on him.
His brother concocts a plan with a couple of his friends to get even with the kid.
When almost everyone involved in the plan decides to change their mind and not go through with it, the kid ends up finding out they all tricked him.
Angry as hell about this , the kid freaks out and pisses off one of the people involved in the plan.
This doesnt end well.
Stars Rory Culkin , Josh Peck , Carly Schroeder , Trevor Morgan , Scott Mechlowicz , Ryan Kelley , Branden Williams , Heath Lourwood , Raissa Fleming , Ryan Peterson
Directed by (& story written) Jacob Aaron Estes
Rated R
DRAMA

The Sapphires (2012)

Released March 22 , 2013 in the US.
Filmed in Australia and Vietnam.
Inspired by truths. Based on the lives of sisters Laurel Robinson & Lois Peeler and their two cousins Beverley Briggs & Naomi Mayers.
The story : Two Australian aborigne sisters Cynthia and Gail have the gift of song in their blood.
They go into town , where they are not welcome by the white folks to perform in a talent show.
Their youngest sister , who also is blessed with the gift of music , wants to go along but isnt allowed.
Dave , the man hosting the show , likes the girls act and gets fired in the process of sticking up for them.
Thats when the youngest sister shows up , with an ad from a newspaper which reads Vietnam is looking for musical acts to perform there.
The girls talk Dave into trying to help them get the gig.
The rest is history...
Stars Tanika Lonesborough , Nioka Brennan , Miah Madden , Ava Jean Miller-Porter , Carlin Briggs , Lynette Narkle , Kylie Belling , Tammy Anderson , Gregory J. Fryer , Chris O'Dowd , Shari Sebbens , Miranda Tapsell , Deborah Mailman , Jessica Mauboy , Koby Murray , Hunter Page-Lochard , Rhys Muldoon
Directed by Wayne Blair
Rated PG13
DRAMA/MUSIC/BIOGRAPHY

The Angriest Man in Brooklyn (2014)


Released May 23rd in the US.
Filmed in New York.
The story : Once upon a time , Henry was a very happy man.
Now , 25 years later , Henry is anything but happy.
On his way to see his doctor , he is stuck in traffic. Then he is involved in an accident , in which the taxi driver who caused it takes off.
After waiting two hours to see the doctor , Henry finds out the doctor is a fill-in for his.
This fill-in doctor isnt having the best day of her life and is feeling overwhelmed.
The doctor gets to be the one to tell Henry he has a brain aneurysm.
Henry , screaming at the top of his lungs from the moment the doctor entered the room , wants to know how much time he has.
Flustered and frustrated , the doctor blurts out that Henry has only 90 minutes to live.
So Henry rushes out of there with many ideas about what he should do for the last 90 minutes of his life.
Stars Robin Williams , Melissa Leo , Noah Radcliffe , Sawyer Ever , Mila Kunis , Peter Dinklage , Sutton Foster , Hamish Linklater , James Earl Jones , Richard Kind , Daniel Raymont , Chris Gethard , Jerry Adler , Da'Vine Joy Randolph , Jeremie Harris , Lee Garlington
Directed by Phil Alden Robinson
Rated R
COMEDY/DRAMA

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Nightwing (1979)

Released June 22nd in the US.
Filmed entirely in New Mexico.
The story : Officer Youngman Duran is called into a fellow tribesmans' homestead.
"Something" has made short work of the mans mares.
The coroner was called in as well and has taken some samples but no one can figure out what has caused this chaos.
Right after leaving the homestead , Duran goes for a visit with medicine man/high priest Abner.
Abner explains to Duran that in a days time , everyone will be dead.
Of course not of his doing , but more along the lines of their own.
No matter what , Duran cannot talk Abner out of this so he leaves not much wiser than when he arrived.
But Abners words are resonating within him.
After more attacks , this time on people , Duran visits with Abner once again.
Only this time , he finds that Abner has been attacked and killed as well.
No one could have expected the trouble that soon proceeds them.
Stars Nick Mancuso , Kathryn Harrold , Pat Corley , David Warner , Stephen Macht , George Clutesi , Strother Martin , Ben Piazza , Charles Hallahan , Alice Hirson , Judith Novgrod , Donald Hotton , Charlie L. Bird , Peter Prouse , Danny Zapien
Directed by Arthur Hiller
Rated PG
MYSTERY/SCIFI/HORROR

Strange Invaders (1983)

Released September 16th in the US.
Filming location(s) unknown.
The story : Charles Bigelow lives a quiet life. He is a divorcee with a young daughter.
His ex wife shows up at his place looking to leave their daughter with him , as she will be traveling back to her hometown to attend her mothers funeral.
After sometime , Charles' ex doesnt come back. She doesnt even call for that matter.
Charles and his daughter become worried , so Charles drops his daughter with his mother , takes his dog and travels to the small town of Centerville to find his ex.
What Charles finds is some really strange people , who seem to be stuck in the 50s.
Then his dog disappears.
When he goes into town looking for his dog , some even more strange stuff happens.
When he gets spooked , he tries to leave town.
But the "people" there dont want him to leave.
Stars Dey Young , Dan Shor , Paul Le Mat , Diana Scarwid , Lulu Sylbert , Connie Kellers , June Lockhart , Kenneth Tobey , Michael Lerner , Louise Fletcher , Fiona Lewis , Joel Cohen
Directed by Michael Laughlin
Rated PG
SCIFI/HORROR/MYSTERY

Sunday, March 8, 2015

Mystery Date (1991)

Released August 16th in the US.
Filmed entirely in Canada.
The story : Tom is a young guy. He has his eye on a girl who is house sitting nearby his house.
Tom just has no idea how to approach the girl , so he is content to just watch her through his telescope.
The day Toms' parents go away , his older brother stops in for a visit.
Tom has told his brother all about the girl so his brother calls her up for him and makes a date with her.
Then his brother takes him for a make over and sets him all up for a date with his dream girl this evening.
Tom had ordered a limo but the limo cant make it so Tom takes his brothers car , even though he told him not to.
The night is anything but boring or typical once Tom understands everyone is mistaking him for his brother.
Stars Ethan Hawke , Teri Polo , Terry David Mulligan , Merrilyn Gann , Brian McNamara , BD Wong , Fisher Stevens , Don S. Davis , Tony Rosato , James Hong , Victor Wong , Ping Wu , Duncan Fraser , Jerry Wasserman , Gwar
Directed by Jonathan Wacks
Rated PG13
COMEDY/MYSTERY

"In women , curiosity is an urge that springs from the loins."

Furry Vengence (2010)

Released April 30th in the US.
Filmed in Massachusetts.
The story : Dan has relocated his family from their happy , regular lives in Chicago to a model house in the tranquil forest somewhere in Massachusetts.
The company that Dan works for is looking to build a housing complex as well as a mall and take out the forest that Dans' family is now living in.
What started out being the family would only have to live in the model home for a year has now turned into them being couped up for the next four years.
Dans wife and son are not happy about this but Dan is a very dedicated employee.
The animals who live in the forest have gotten word that the company Dan works for is going to take out their home.
So the animals have decided to take it out on Dan and hopefully stop him from destroying their home any further.
This is driving Dan into the depths of insanity.
Stars Brendan Fraser , Brooke Shields , Matt Prokop , Ken Jeong , Angela Kinsey , Ricky Garcia , Patrice O'Neal , Jim Norton , Billy Bush , Samantha Bee , Alice Drummond , Toby Huss , Skyler Samuels , Gerry Bednob , Wallace Shawn
Directed by Roger Kumble
Rated PG
COMEDY/FANTASY

Missionary (2013)

Released October 27th in the US.
Filmed entirely in Florida.
The story : Katherine is seperated from her husband and living with her 12-year-old son.
While practicing football with her son , two Mormon missionaries come by her house for a visit.
Katherine tells them she isnt interested and just as they are on their way , one of them , the one named Elder , catches the football.
Elder asks Katherine if its alright to show her son some football moves.
While doing so , Elder falls in the mud. He gets cleaned off but is now soaking wet.
Katherine offers Elder some clean clothes.
While hes changing she gets a peek at his "smoking bod" and she starts getting the hots for him.
Quickly , because of Katherines advances , she and Elder begin a forbidden affair.
Elder gets more than obsessed with being with Katherine and at the time thats just fine.
But when Katherine decides to make an effort to get back together with her husband she cuts Elder right out of the picture.
Yea. Elder aint going for that shit.
Stars Dawn Olivieri , Connor Christie , Kip Pardue , J. LaRose , Jordan Woods-Robinson , Randy Molnar , Dushawn Moses , Jesse Malinowski , Mitch Ryan
Directed by Anthony DiBlasi
Rated R
MYSTERY/THRILLER


"All men are an abomination."

Best Seller (1987)

Released September 25th in the US.
Filmed in California , New York , Oregon and Texas.
The story : In 1972 , policeman Dennis Meechum was present at the armed robbery of an police evidence dispensary.
He came out of that as the only policeman that survived.
Since the incident , Dennis wrote a best-selling novel about the crime.
Fast forward , it is now 1987.
Dennis is still working as a policeman but he is growing bored.
He is also struggling with writing another novel.
Now a mysterious man named Cleve enters Dennis' life.
He has entered the picture because he believes he has the perfect story for Dennis' next best-seller.
Stars Brian Dennehy , Allison Balson , Victoria Tennant , James Woods , Paul Shenar , George Coe , Anne Pitoniak , Mary Carver , Kathleen Lloyd , Charles Tyner , E. Brian Dean , Michael Crabtree , Claudia Stenke , Loyda Ramos , David Blackwood
Directed by John Flynn
Rated R
ACTION/THRILLER/MYSTERY

Three Days of the Condor (1975)

Released September 24th in the US.
Filmed in New York and Washington D.C.
The story : Joe is a researcher who works for the CIA in a historical society building.
After being at work for the most of an hour , Joe goes out to pick up lunch for everyone in the building at a local deli.
When Joe returns , he finds the door of the historical society , which is usually locked , open.
Joe goes in to find everyone in the building has been murdered.
He reaches the CIA headquarters and reports the murders.
Now Joe finds himself on the run from whoever killed his work mates while trying to figure out why they were killed.
Stars Robert Redford , Tina Chen , Helen Stenborg , Patrick Gorman , Walter McGinn , Addison Powell , Don McHenry , Carlin Glynn , Hansford Rowe , Dino Narizzano , Jess Osuna , Faye Dunaway , Cliff Robertson , Max von Sydow , John Houseman , Hank Garrett , John Randolph Jones
Directed by Sydney Pollack
Rated R
THRILLER/MYSTERY

Saturday, March 7, 2015

Blood Simple. (1984)

Released January 18th in the US.
Filmed entirely in Texas.
The story : Abby is the unhappily married wife of Julian.
Julian thinks it is quite possible that Abby is fooling around on him , so he is having her "followed".
While making the decision to run away from Julian in the night while he's at work , Abby finds herself in the company of Ray - one of Julians' employees.
Ray is into Abby , so he will do whatever it is she asks him while she escapes her prison.
When Ray gets a concious , he decides to have a talk with Julian.
Julian convinces Ray that it is quite possible that Abby has yet more men in her life than just them.
This proceeds to drive Ray and Julian more and more mad.
Stars Frances McDormand , John Getz , M. Emmet Walsh , Dan Hedaya , Deborah Neumann , Samm-Art Williams , William Creamer , Van Brooks , Senor Marco , Raquel Gavia , (voice) Holly Hunter , (voice) Barry Sonnenfeld
Directed by Joel & Ethan Coen
Rated R
THRILLER/MYSTERY