Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Come On , Get Happy : The Patridge Family Story (1999)


Made for TV (ABC), airing November 13th in the US.
Filmed entirely in California.
The story: In 1970, Danny Bonaduce is a 10-year-old with a wise-cracking attitude and a distinctive look about him.
His adoring mother is busy trying hard to get Danny into stardom, while his father spends much time brooding about his lack of work as a writer.
Danny gets the part of playing Danny Partridge on a new show and his mother can't be more thrilled.
His father, on the other hand, is just plain angry and jealous about it.
Danny just can't understand why everything good that he does, his father disapproves of.
Danny gives his time on the show a go and finds that he's really happy playing the part of son/little brother with all these people that seem to truly care about him .
Stars Shawn Pyfrom , Roxanne Hart , William Russ , Richard Fancy , Willie Garson , Mark Harelik , (voice) Danny Bonaduce , N. Barry Carver , Catherine Christensen , Ruth de Sosa , Eve Gordon , Rodney Scott , Kathy Wagner , Michael Chieffo
Directed by David Burton Morris
Not Rated
COMEDY/DRAMA/BIOGRAPHY

Sunday, May 26, 2013

Behind the Candelabra (2013)


Made for HBO , airing May 26th in the US.
Filmed in California and Nevada.
Based on truths.
The story : In 1977 , Scott Thorson is a young guy , living with his step parents and working with animals to make ends meet.
A friend takes him to see a show Liberace is putting on and Scott gets to meet him after the show.
Scott is completely in awe of Liberace and soon finds himself a guest at his mansion.
When Scott offers help with one of Liberace's ailing pets , he is soon asked to move in with and work for the star.
Scott is uneasy and hesitant with many things at first but after making some changes , feels right at home.
The two do many things for each other for many years.
But jealousy , a lack of communication , understanding and drugs eventually come between the two lovers.
Stars Matt Damon , Scott Bakula , Jane Morris , Debbie Reynolds , Michael Douglas , Dan Aykroyd , Rob Lowe , Caroline Jaden Stussi , Boyd Holbrook , Paul Reiser , Nicky Katt , Cheyenne Jackson , Tom Papa , Deborah Lacey , Bruce Ramsay , Lenny Jacobson , Jane Morris , Barbara Brownell , Eric Zuckerman , Nikea Gamby-Turner , Casey Kramer , Pat Asanti
Directed by Steven Soderbergh
Not Rated
BIOGRAPHY/DRAMA

"Too much of a good thing is wonderful..."

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Chernobyl Diaries (2012)


Released May 24th in the US.
Filmed Serbia and Hungary.
The story : Lovedoves Chris and Natalie and their friend Amanda all leave the states for some fun in Europe.
They decide to go visit Chris' older brother Paul who is living in the Ukraine.
While there , Paul meets an "extreme tour guide" , who tells him he will take he and his friends to Chernobyl.
Everyone is kind of uneasy about the idea , except Paul - who cant stop trying to convince them all it will be the best time , once in a lifetime experience.
The next day they all go to meet Uri , the extreme tour guide.
He convinces the group that it is a good idea , everything will be fine and he will take good care of them.
At the last minute , they all find out another couple will be joining them all on this excursion.
So off they go.
When they arrive , they are told they cannot enter as there is maintenance testing going on.
So Uri takes the group in through a secret entrance and promises to take them all back out within a couple hours.
That is , if he's able to...
Stars Jesse McCartney , Olivia Dudley , Devin Kelley , Jonathan Sadowski , Dimitri Diatchenko , Ingrid Bolso Berdal , Nathan Phillips , Milos Timotijevic
Directed by Bradley Parker
Rated R
HORROR

"This is fucking sketchy , man..."

Curdled (1996)


Released September 27th in the US.
Filmed in Florida and California.
The story : As a child , Gabriella witnessed a man fall to his dead right outside her mothers shop.
Gabriella was completely fascinated by the death.
As a young woman , this fascination has only gotten bigger within her.
In the area she lives in , there is constant news of a serial killer , who has been killing rich women and be-heading them.
And you guessed it , Gabriella is following that story pretty closely , trying to figure out and understand everything there is about it.
While watching tv , she sees a commercial for a business in her area ,'Violence Crime Clean Up'.
The company is looking for people to come work for them.
Gabriella wastes no time at all and is soon working as a part of a two woman team who cleans up crime scenes.
While talking with the ladies of the company one day about different things they had experienced at work , Gabriella makes a comment about when people are dismembered , their heads can still say a few words.
No one can say for true , but Gabriella is convinced and there's only one way to find out...
Stars Allysa Tacher , Nattacha Amador , Jay Arnor , William Baldwin , Angela Jones , Sabrina Cowan , George Clooney , Quentin Tarantino , Barry Corbin , Lois Chiles , Bruce Ramsay , Mel Gorham , Daisy Fuentes , Carmen López , Vivienne Sendaydiego , Caridad Ravelo , Sandra Thigpen , Kelly Preston , Lupita Ferrer
Directed by Reb Braddock
Rated R
COMEDY/MYSTERY/THRILLER

"This is not Hansel or Gretel or some shit! This - is real."

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

The Brother From Another Planet (1984)


Released September 7th in the US.
Filmed in New York and New Jersey.
The story : A humanoid has escaped from his planet where he was a slave.
He lands on Earth , in Harlem , New York where just because of the color of his skin yea he fits right in.
He cannot speak and doesnt understand anything he sees or hears , but anythings better than what he came from.
After trying to get some food and money , he is chased by the cops.
He out smarts them and finds himself in a local bar.
The few patrons there try and talk to him but cant get a word out of him.
A guy from the nearby job bank shows up at the bar and takes the humanoid to a place where he can stay while he works on getting him a job.
Everywhere the humanoid goes , everyone enjoys his company because he is such a good listener....
Soon , the bounty hunters that were sent to Earth to capture the humanoid are hot on his trail.
They visit everyplace they know the humanoid has been , claiming they are with immigration.
But no one will help them or give any information on his whereabouts.
Stars Joe Morton , Ginny Yang , Daryl Edwards , Steve James , Leonard Jackson , Bill Cobbs , Maggie Renzi , Olga Merediz , Tom Wright , Minnie Gentry , Renn Woods , Reggie Rock Bythewood , Alvin Alexis , Caroline Aaron , Herb Newsome , David Strathairn , Rosetta LeNoire , Jaime Tirelli , Dee Dee Bridgewater , Randy Frazier , Dwania Kyles , John Griesemer , Edward Baran
Directed by (& story written by) John Sayles
Rated R
COMEDY/DRAMA

"He's got egg salad all down his front every time he talks to me. And it's not even lunch yet!"

The House at the End of the Street (2012)



Released September 21st in the US.
Filmed entirely in Canada.
The story : Sarah and Elissa are estranged mother and daughter who are making a go at living together for the first time in a long time.
They buy a beautiful house which is (yay!) in their price range due to there having been a double murder right next door.
Sarah and Elissa assume the house is empty and have no particular worries about living next to it.
In the middle of the night , Sarah hears noises coming from next door and then sees a light come on.
Hmmm
The next day , the two ladies go to a BBQ to get to know their neighbors. Elissa is introduced to a boy her age , Tyler - who seems like a good guy cause he works on famine relief projects.
The ladies are told that infact there is someone living next door. It's Ryan - the son of the people who were murdered.
Soon Elissa is invited to one of Tyler's famine relief get togethers and she accepts.
But everyone at the party is a drunken , ridiculous mess. On top of Tyler trying to force himself on Elissa. So she leaves.
On her 10 mile walk home , she is approached by her neighbor Ryan persisting about her needing a ride home.
She refuses but then accepts....
I'll tell ya - yea , she really should have just given Ryan the bird and kept on 'awalking. :/
Stars Eva Link , Jennifer Lawrence , Elisabeth Shue , Nolan Gerard Funk , Gil Bellows , Krista Bridges , Allie MacDonald , James Thomas , Hailee Sisera , Max Thieriot , Jordan Hayes
Directed by Mark Tonderai
Rated PG13 (hmmm this explains a lot)
THRILLER/MYSTERY

The Marsh (2006)


Released on DVD , April 7 2007 in the US.
Filmed in Canada.
The story : Claire Holloway is a writer of children's books who has recently been seeking some help for bad dreams she's been experiencing.
Although she isn't exactly getting all that much help with the issue.
One day Claire sees the house from her dreams on tv.
She rushes to find out about the house and soon she finds herself renting the place , to try and get closer to something she believes its trying to tell her.
Some really surreal , spooky shit starts happening to her at the old house so she calls in a paranormal specialist whos card she actually found at the house.
At first he tells her , why bother? dont get involved and walks away.
Later in that same night , the specialist returns to help.
Together the two discover a lot about the house , but the specialist believes the problem is within Claire.
Star Gabrielle Anwar , Niamh Wilson , Joe Dinicol , Brooke Johnson , Kenner Ames , Louis Ferreira , Peter MacNeill , Forest Whitaker
Directed by Jordan Barker
Rated R
MYSTERY/THRILLER

Monday, May 20, 2013

Night of the Living Dead ; Tom Savini's (1990)


Released October 19th in the US.
Filmed entirely in Pennsylvania.
The story : Grown siblings Johnny and Barbara have traveled some 2 thousand miles into the country to visit with their mom in her final resting place.
They have argued the whole way due to Johnny not wanting to be the one to take Barbara and her not wanting to go alone because she is frightened of being there alone.
No sooner do the two park and get out of the car , they are attacked by the undead.
They do a pretty good job of keeping the creep at bay , but it finally gets the better of wise-ass Johnny.
Now its up to Barbara to keep herself alive. But for how long??
Stars Bill Moseley , Patricia Tallman , Pat Reese , Pat Logan , Albert Shellhammer , Tony Todd , Tom Towles , McKee Anderson , William Butler , Katie Finneran , Heather Mazur , David W. Butler , Zachary Mott , William Cameron
Directed by Tom Savini
Rated R
REMAKE/HORROR

Saturday, May 18, 2013

Children of the Night (1985)


Made for TV (CBS) , airing October 26th in the US.
Filming location(s) unknown.
Based on truths.
The story : Lois Lee is a smart young lady who is working on her college degree.
She has a very important thesis to write to continue on in the direction she wants her college education to take.
She decides to write it on a very important subject to her , prostitution.
Lois goes out on the streets on a nightly basis , talking to and trying to help the young prostitutes any way she can.
After writing the paper and being told its not an acceptable topic , she pushes harder. Lois believes the majority of young women in prison that the state has to be responsible for , are there because of prostitution.
Soon Lois finds herself taking in young prostitutes and homeless kids after an 11 year-old is murdered on the streets and no one is doing anything to protect these kids.
Stars Kathleen Quinlan , Nicholas Campbell , Lar Park-Lincoln , Zoe Trilling , Marta Kober , Eddie Velez , Wallace Langham , David L. Crowley , Donald Hotton , Laura Esterman , Sherri Stone , Michael Shaner , Vincent J. Isaac , Michelle Ann Martin , Monica Calhoun , Helene Udy , Valerie Richards , George Spaventa , Ty Granderson Jones
Directed by Robert Markowitz
Not Rated
DRAMA

http://www.childrenofthenight.org/who_we_are.html

The Girl (2012)


Made for HBO , airing October 20th in the US.
Filming location(s) unknown.
Based on truths.
The story : After Alfred Hitchcock's raved success with the movie 'Psycho' , he has immediately thrown himself into another movie production , 'The Birds'. This movie , he believes will be bigger and better than the last.
One day , while chit-chatting about the film with his wife , they both see new comer Tippi Hedren on their tv screen.
His wife makes a comment that Tippi has a nice smile and the next thing they know they are meeting with Tippi in hopes that she will accept their invitation to be the big star of his new film.
Of course she accepts the movie invitation and tells him she will take on anything he is willing to throw at her for this role.
Soon she is battling unwanted invitations to sleep with Mr. Hitchcock.
It seems the more jealous he gets about Tippi giving her attention to others and the more she refuses his advances , the worse production of the film becomes for her.
As grueling , destructive and abusive as the role gets for Miss Hedren , she holds her ground , not allowing Mr. Hitchcock to break her or make her walk away before the movie is finalized.
She takes this all in stride.
Next she learns that Hitchcock has written a role for his favorite leading lady , Grace Kelly.
But seeing how she cannot and will not take this role in his next film , he is insistent that Miss Hedren take the part of Marnie. This will be the last film collaboration between Mr. Hitchcock and Miss Hedren.
Stars Toby Jones , Imelda Staunton , Sienna Miller , Conrad Kemp , Penelope Wilton , Angelina Ingpen , Candice D'Arcy , Carl Beukes , Kate Tilley , Aubrey Shelton , Leon Clingman , Patrick Lyster , Adrian Galley , Sean Cameron Michael
Directed by Julian Jarrold
Rated PG14
BIOGRAPHY/DRAMA

"Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that shows up bloody footprints."

A Kiss Before Dying (1991)


Released April 26th in the US.
Filmed in the UK , New York and Pennsylvania.
The story : Dorothy Carlsson , college student and daughter of the wealthiest man in the world , has a secret lover.
No one knows about it , but Dorothy intends on marrying her secret beau.
But on the day she thinks she will be married , she is murdered.
Her father and twin sister believe Dorothy would never kill herself.
So her sister , Ellen , begins contacting people that may know what her sister was up to the day she died and may know what really caused her death.
Little does she know , that if she just doesnt drop the subject all together , she too could end up dead.
Stars Sean Young , Matt Dillon , Max von Sydow , James Bonfanti , Sarah Keller , Martha Gehman , Lia Chang , Yvette Edelhart , Jim Fyfe , Lachele Carl , Briony Glassco , Shane Rimmer , James Russo , Diane Ladd , Adam Horovitz
Directed by James Dearden
Rated R
REMAKE/MYSTERY/THRILLER

Friday, May 17, 2013

Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead (1991)


Released June 7th in the US.
Filmed entirely in California.
The story : Mother of five hasn't had a vacation in as long as she can remember.
She plans a trip to Australia and her kids aren't happy about it one bit , but they accept it cause yea mom needs a vacation!
At the last minute the kids find out they will have a babysitter.
Once again , the kids aren't happy about this little surprise , but they have faith that everything will be just fine.
That is until the moment their mom leaves the house and the elderly babysitter turns from a nice little old lady to a drill sergeant.
The kids are all at their wits end with granny drill sergeant and send their oldest sister in to talk some sense into her.
But she finds that their babysitter from hell has passed unexpectedly. And now what can they do? They cant call the police cause the police will call their mom. So , they just pretend like it never happened.
Now , there is yet another problem. There is no cash for food!
Once again , oldest sister comes to the families rescue. She nabs a job that she's barely qualified for and makes more than enough cash for the family to eat.
Stars Christina Applegate , Concetta Tomei , Keith Coogan , Robert Hy Gorman , Danielle Harris , Christopher Pettiet , Eda Reiss Merin , Joanna Cassidy , John Getz , Josh Charles , David Duchovny , Kimmy Robertson , Jayne Brook , Chris Claridge , Jeff Bollow , Michael Kopelow , Alejandro Quezada
Directed by Stephen Herek
Rated PG13
COMEDY

"And she's getting us up at the butt crack of dawn to tidy up the garage!!"

Thursday, May 16, 2013

The Driver's Seat AKA Identikit (1974)


This one is...yea really strange :/ i don't really know hahahhaha
Seriously. I'm thinking , now I could be wrong , but I'm thinking this is supposed to artful and stuff hahahahha
And maybe , juuuust maybe , this was considered artful in its day. But today , I seen this as just odd.
Although I didnt mind watching , but I was just always looking for something more than I got here. *shrugs sholders* oh well!
Released October 10 , 1975 in the US.
Filmed in Italy and Germany.
The story : Lise is a cold , slighty crazy , lonely , aging woman.
She angers pretty easily as well.
She decides that she is going to travel abroad.
She tells anyone who cares to ask that she is going on holiday and that she is in search of someone special whom , she is sure she will find "around any corner , any old corner"... :/
But all she really does when she gets to her destination is shop.
Oh and try and make conversation with various strangers, thinking that quite possibly any of them are the "one" she is in search of.
Also for some reason , Lise is wanted by the authorities. They question everyone who steps through Lise's path , never actually able to find her.
Until one day , the authorities do actually find her , in the position she was looking to be in.
Done onto her by the chosen "one" of course.
Stars Elizabeth Taylor , Ian Bannen , Guido Mannari , Maxence Mailfort , Andy Warhol , Mona Washbourne , Luigi Squarzina , Anita Bartolucci , Gino Giuseppe , Marino Masé , Dino Mele , Bedy Moratti , Quinto Parmeggiani , Nadia Scarpitta , Maurizio Bonuglia
Directed by Giuseppe Patroni Griffi
Rated R
DRAMA/MYSTERY

“When I diet, I diet and when I orgasm, I orgasm! I don’t believe in mixing the two cultures!”

Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf? (1966)


Released June 22nd in the US.
Filmed in Massachusetts and California.
The story: George and Martha are a pretty unhappy married couple.
They are constantly putting the blame on one another for their missed opportunities and bad behavior.
After a party Marthas' ever-so-important father has given, George and Martha invite over new young couple Nick and Honey.
Nick has recently taken a job with Marthas' father and so she would like to get to know them and see what kind of people they are.
But during the course of the evening, Martha and George cannot control their anger towards one another.
They end up embarrassing themselves and one another, acting like children.
At first, this frightens the young couple. But after more and more drinks, they just end up playing along in an effort to stay as polite as possible.
Stars Richard Burton , Elizabeth Taylor , George Segal , Sandy Dennis
Directed by Mike Nichols
B&W
Not Rated
DRAMA

Divorce his ; Divorce hers part 2 (1973)


Made for TV, airing February 6th in the US.
Filmed in Italy, Germany, and Mexico.
The story: Jane Renyolds is separated from her husband. She is the mother of three and the kids live with her. She is pretty positive that she should not harbor any ill feelings about her ex or the time together they shared. But she's having a hard time dealing.
Jane has a new boyfriend, who is willing to go to the ends of the earth for her in every way - except he will not divorce his wife for Jane.
This angers Jane, as she feels she will never be able to be happy in this relationship, on top of still having feelings for her husband and oops finding out about his hidden affair with a mutual friend of theirs.
Jane cannot stop her husband from leaving her and their children for his work, no matter how much she believes that would help their relationship. She has finally gotten the courage up to decide on divorce.
Stars Richard Burton , Elizabeth Taylor , Carrie Nye , Barry Foster , Daniela Surina , Rudolph Walker , Eva Griffiths , Mark Colleano , Marietta Meade , Thomas Baptiste , Ronald Radd , Rosalyn Landor
Directed by Waris Hussein
Rated PG
DRAMA

"How can anyone have an affair with you!? I mean, you're not even beautiful!"

Divorce his ; Divorce hers part 1 (1973)


Made for TV, airing February 6th in the US.
Filmed in Italy, Germany, and Mexico.
The story: Martin Reynolds is separated from his wife for two years, father of three, whos life basically consists of work, work, work.
He has traveled to Rome, where his children and soon-to-be-ex are living for a visit and of course, work.
He is having mixed emotions about his failed marriage and the things that went good and bad during the 18 years together.
While trying to get to know his kids once again, he is constantly experiencing flashbacks of different times and incidents during his family life.
Stars Richard Burton , Carrie Nye , Barry Foster , Daniela Surina , Rudolph Walker , Eva Griffiths , Mark Colleano , Marietta Meade , Elizabeth Taylor , Thomas Baptiste , Ronald Radd , Rosalyn Landor
Directed by Waris Hussein
Rated PG
DRAMA

"All the time there is..."

Madagascar 3 : Europe's Most Wanted (2012)


Whoops! I skipped right over part 2 and went straight for 3!
That's okay hahahahha it is fun anyways. :)
Released June 8th in the US.
The story : The animals of the New York Central Zoo find themselves homesick , as they have finally made it to Africa and its just not what they thought it to be.
The penguins have built an escape plane and have taken off to Monte Carlo , promising to come back for the others afterwards.
But then again , coming back for them wasnt exactly the intention.
While they wait for the penguins arrival , they concoct a plan to go meet up with them in Monte Carlo.
This creates a major chaos , bringing out the animal control who is in need of a lion head for her collection.
The animals manage to escape but for how long?
While on the run and trying to get back home , they convince a train full of circus animals to allow them to hitch a ride.
A lot of the circus animals are skeptical of the New York animals , as they have been led to believe they are "circus".
So , they expect them to teach them their circus tricks and help them save their circus.
Stars (voices by) Ben Stiller , Chris Rock , David Schwimmer , Jada Pinkett Smith , Sacha Baron Cohen , Cedric the Entertainer , Andy Richter , Tom McGrath , Frances McDormand , Jessica Chastain , Bryan Cranston , Martin Short , Chris Miller , Christopher Knights , Conrad Vernon
Directed by Eric Darnell , Tom McGrath & Conrad Vernon
Rated PG
ANIMATION/COMEDY/FAMILY

"What are you doing!? Zebras don't drive! Only penguins and people drive!"

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Bitter Harvest (1981)


Made for TV, airing May 4th in the US.
Filmed in California.
Based on truths.
The story: Ned and Kate are two young dairy farmers' who have taken over the farm that once belonged to Neds' dad.
For a straight year, things have been going progressively good for the couple with the farm.
Even though it is just Ned, Kate, a new kid they are training and a neighbor they ask the advice from time to time, their milk production is right on the money.
After a high milk-producing cow gives birth and the baby won't eat, the couple calls in the state for help and advice.
The vets from the state see that the baby cow is in bad shape, so they euthanize it to do an autopsy.
After three weeks and no results from the autopsy, as well as more and more cows,  becoming sick, Ned goes to the state vet office for the test results but they don't tell him anything more than he already knows.
Soon, the couple's infant son is ill with a rash all about his body and of course, the pediatrician doesn't know why the baby has a rash.
No matter how much Ned badgers the state vets to help him, they insist their hands are tied when it comes to any more tests out of their normal testing.
But Ned won't just sit back and watch his cows die and his baby gets worse.
Ned, along with the help of a chemical disease doctor, will be the ones to make sure what needs to be done gets done.
Stars Ron Howard , Tarah Nutter , Art Carney , David Knell , Barry Corbin , Richard Dysart , Michael Bond , Jim Haynie , Robert Hirschfeld , G.W. Bailey , Robert Behling , Ken Hixon , Dwight Schultz , Joe Miksak , J.E. Freeman , Will Marchetti , Charlotte Stewart , Terry David Mulligan , Ross McKerras , Matthew Locricchio , Christopher Kriesa , Frank Papia
Directed by Roger Young
Not Rated
DRAMA

"What's it they say? 'Lots of work. Lousy pay. Bad hours. What more can you ask for...'"

Mad About Men AKA Miranda part 2 (1954)


Not released in the US.
Filmed entirely in the UK.
The story : Sweet beauty Caroline is traveling to Cornwall , Britain for the weekend without her control-freak fiance' Ronald.
She has a house in the country there that will soon be on the market and she feels she should visit.
Caroline is informed by the neighbor lady all about the house , including the strange noises that come from the cellar that leads to the ocean.
Of course , in the middle of the night , Caroline is awoken by those strange noises and she goes in to investigate.
What she finds is a couple of mermaids , one being Miranda - Caroline's cousin from another branch of the family...
The two are fascinated with each other , especially after realizing they are identical looking.
Miranda tells Caroline she is so bored in the sea , as all the mermen have gone away for a convention.
So she talks Caroline into agreeing to allow her to take her place on land , disguised as her for two weeks.
Miranda makes a few changes in Carolines' quiet life...
Stars Glynis Johns , Peter Martyn , Margaret Rutherford , Donald Sinden , Anne Crawford , Dora Bryan , Nicholas Phipps , Noel Purcell , Joan Hickson , Judith Furse , Irene Handl , David Hurst , Martin Miller , Deryck Guyler
Directed by Ralph Thomas
Not Rated
SEQUEL/COMEDY

"Keep your tail wet!"

Sunday, May 12, 2013

My Bloody Valentine (1981)


Released February 11th in the US.
Filmed entirely in Canada.
The story : In the small town of Valentine Bluffs , the Valentines Day Dance has been a very popular tradition since the 60s.
Although , the town has not had a dance since the 60s , due to a horrible tragedy which killed 4 mine workers.
The one lone survivor of this tragedy wrecked havoc on the town , warning that if the town ever threw another Valentines dance , he would once again cause death and destruction.
Present day.
All the mine workers are getting ready , along with the rest of the town , for the first big dance in years.
Everyone is pretty excited and looking forward to a fabulous party.
But someone doesnt want this dance to take place and this someone will heed the warning by scarying everyone into not having the party or else!
Stars Peter Cowper , Pat Hemingway , Patricia Hamilton , Don Francks , Terry Waterland , Paul Kelman , Keith Knight , Lori Hallier , Cynthia Dale , Alf Humphreys , Gina Dick , Jim Murchison , Carl Marotte , Thomas Kovacs , Helene Udy , Rob Stein
Directed by George Mihalka
Rated R
HORROR

"I know what I'm talking about. I'm telling you now. This town is a cursed."

The Twonky (1953)


Release date , unknown.
Filming location(s) , unknown.
The story : Reserved college professor Kerry West's wife has gone away on holiday for a little bit.
For a surprise , wifey has purchased him a beautiful new television set to keep her hubbie company while shes gone.
Kerrys' new tv keeping him company is quite the understatement as he soon finds out.
This television has a mind of its own and is much the disciplinarian , making sure that every choice Kerry makes are responsible ones.
Choices that should not make him feel like hes dissatisfied after they've been made.
Stars Hans Conried , Janet Warren , William H. Lynn , Edwin Max , Gloria Blondell , Evelyn Beresford , Norman Field
Directed by Arch Oboler
B&W
Not Rated
SCIFI/COMEDY

"I have no complaints..."

Friday, May 10, 2013

The Evil Dead (1981)


After being shown at many film fests , finally released on the big screen April 24 , 1983 in the US.
Filmed in Tennessee and Michigan.
The story : Ash , Linda , Shelly , Scotty and Cheryl all go out to the country for what they believe should be a pretty good time.
When they arrive at their cabin , they arent all that thrilled with the looks of it but they make do.
Not too long after being there , the doorway to the cellar opens up.
Of course they all must investigate this , as its not exactly everyday the cellar door , which opens from the floor - opens up by itself right?
So , they find some really creepy things , including a book made from human flesh and blood and a recording done by a man who had stayed there sometime ago with his wife , while they explored the area.
The recording doesnt exactly warn the bunch of the evil they will encounter.
But it does awaken it.
Stars Bruce Campbell , Betsy Baker , Richard DeManincor , Theresa Tilly , Ellen Sandweiss , Ted Raimi , Ivan Raimi , Sam Raimi , Robert G. Tapert , Bob Dorian (voice) , Scott Spiegel , Mary Beth Tapert , Joanne Kruse , Philip A. Gillis , Dorothy Tapert , Kurt Rauf , Cheryl Guttridge
Directed by (& story written) Sam Raimi
Rated R
HORROR

Monday, May 6, 2013

Forget About It (2006)


Released October 14th in the US.
Filmed in New Jersey and Arizona.
The story : Nitti is a mobster working for his uncle.
Nitti thinks he needs a new life and just wants out.
He knows it wont be an easy escape and they wont just let him go just cause he says hes done.
He , along with another guy are told to rob a bank.
This Nitti believes will be his way out.
When he gets caught , he can relocate.
His plan works perfectly , except he stole 4 million that his uncle is not overlooking.
Stars Michael Paloma , Burt Reynolds , Robert Loggia , Charles Durning , Raquel Welch , Richard Grieco , Kimberley Kates , Phil Amato , Tim Thomerson , Phyllis Diller , David Zappone , Wayne Crawford , Natalie Roth , Joanna Pacula , Elena Sahagun
Directed by BJ Davis
Rated PG13
COMEDY

Vegucated (2010)


Release date unknown.
Filming location(s) unknown.
The story : Marissa is a young small town girl from Indiana who now calls New York City home.
She is used to the things she has grown up with , including the typical foods of an everyday Americans eating diet.
But as she spent more time in New York , she realized , not everyone enjoys eating the meat and dairy type foods that she has grown to live with.
She begins exploring and eventually turns herself into a vegan.
Now , she wants to test some people , who on a regular basis eat the same things she was accustomed to eating.
She will take three people on a six week , step-by-step journey to help them learn and understand if in fact a meat and dairy diet is the one they believe they should have.
Also helping them understand what it all means to the planet and their bodies.
Stars T. Colin Campbell , Brian Flegel , Joel Fuhrman , Stephen Kaufman , Tesla Lobo , Howard Lyman , Debbie Mausner , Ellen Mausner , Mark Mausner , Cayce Mell , Marisa Miller Wolfson , Milton Mills , Ellen Orchid , Jasmin Singer , Julia Spagnoli
Directed by (& story written) Marisa Miller Wolfson
Not Rated
DOCUMENTARY

Craig Ferguson : I'm Here To Help (2013)


Made for Netflix , airing January 1st in the US.
Filmed in Washington D.C.
The story : Craig is a late night tv show host , entertainer and comedian.
He likes to travel around the world with his friends and family.
He figured , 'hey , why not stop over in good ole Washington DC and have myself a stand up act?'
And that he does.
He jokes about...Honey Boo Boo , Dr. Phil & the Kardashians , his kids , his sleep deprivation , an aura massage parlor he went to , Hollywood , Brangelina & Jennifer Aniston , that anyone can be on tv , ancient Rome , wars being started over great asses , that he is only here to help! , Monty Python , rehab , clitoris magic , Nazis'- but not compared to Canadians & some other crazy shit hahahahha
Stars Craig Ferguson
Directed by Jay Chapman
Not Rated
COMEDY

"If you watch the show and you don't like it , then I can't help you cause it's the best I could do. So fuck you."

C.H.U.D. ll : Bud The Chud (1989)


Released September 27th in the US.
Filmed entirely in California.
The story : A branch of the government has just cancelled any further work on their C.H.U.D. project.
A doctor who is unaware of this , is still working with the C.H.U.D. and is attacked when it suddenly comes back to life and escapes.
Now the head of this project is looking to get his C.H.U.D. back.
Meanwhile , at Winter Haven high school , best buds Steve , Kevin and Katie are all working on dissection. They all learn they will be getting a visit from a cadaver for the class real soon.
Later in the same day , Kevin and Steve are still at school , having to take care of the lab animals due to getting in trouble.
While messing around , they find their new classmate the cadaver , and accidentally set him free.
Now they need to find another to replace him.
So unknowingly , they scoop up C.H.U.D. , who at the time happens to be resting quietly in a local morgue.
They bring C.H.U.D. to Steves' house trying to hide him til hes due to be at school.
But , of course , they bring C.H.U.D. back to life in the process and all C.H.U.D. cares about is "meat"!
Stars Gerrit Graham , Robert Vaughn , Larry Linville , Priscilla Pointer , Brian Robbins , Bill Calvert , Tricia Leigh Fisher , Michael Bell , Larry Cedar , Judd Omen , Jack Riley , Sandra Kerns , June Lockhart , Norman Fell , Rich Hall , Robert Symonds , Jo Ann Dearing , Marvin J. McIntyre , Jamie Lynn Grenham , Ritch Shydner , Clive Revill , James F. Dean , Gregory Phelan , Robert Englund , Bianca Jagger
Directed by David Irving
Rated R
SEQUEL/COMEDY/SCIFI/HORROR

"What in the wild world of sports is going on here!?"

Sunday, May 5, 2013

C.H.U.D. (1984)


Released August 31st in the US.
Filmed in New York and New Jersey.
The story : A group of homeless people have been missing for some weeks now.
No one really notices , except for one guy who works at the local soup kitchen.
He reports the people missing and the weirdest part about those particular people are that they have been living underground , in the citys' sewers.
One policeman goes out of his way to try and find out what happened to these people , considering he happens to have a personal interest in the situation due to his wife also recently being missing.
After talking to some of the people still living in the sewers , the two guys get to thinking the only possible thing that could have happened involves the city covering up nuclear radiation chemicals being dumped into the sewers.
Stars John Heard , Christopher Curry , Daniel Stern , Kim Greist , Laure Mattos , Justin Hall , Brenda Currin , Michael O'Hare , Vic Polizos , Cordis Heard , Eddie Jones , Sam McMurray , Ruth Maleczech , Frank Adu , J.C. Quinn , Patricia Richardson
Directed by Douglas Cheek
Rated R
SCIFI/HORROR

Hitchcock (2012)


Yea I like this. I think A Hopkins is so cool here. :)
I think this also paints the prettiest and most squeaky clean imagine of Janet Leigh.
Released November 23rd in the US.
Filmed in California.
The story : In the 40s , Ed Gein became infamous for his terrifying actions.
In the 50s , a book called 'Psycho' was written , depicting Geins' heinous crimes.
Right after finishing 'North By Northwest' , Hitchcock was bored with doing the same old routine and wanted to get back to making something new and exciting.
He also believed thats exactly what movie goers wanted as well.
When he got word of this new horrific book he soon became obsessed with the idea of making it into a movie.
Everyone , I mean everyone was against the idea. Having only bad things to say about it.
Paramount turned Hitchcocks' idea flat on its ass.
So the master of suspence decided the only way he could get this genius of a film made was to finance it himself , waving his directors cut but taking only 40 percent of the profits.
This idea sat with Paramount.
When the film was nearly finished , Hitchcocks wife recut it to be what it is today.
The masterpiece that everyone adored.
Stars Michael Wincott , Anthony Hopkins , Helen Mirren , Danny Huston , Michael Stuhlbarg , Toni Collette , Scarlett Johansson , Jessica Biel , James D'Arcy , Richard Portnow , Kurtwood Smith , Ralph Macchio , Tara Summers , Kai Lennox
Directed by Sacha Gervasi
Rated PG13
BIOGRAPHY/DRAMA

"All of us harbor deep recesses of violence...and horror..."

Friday, May 3, 2013

Dirty Girl (2010)


Released October 7 , 2011 in the US.
Filmed entirely in California.
The story : Danielle is a pretty wild high school student.
She's rebellious , believes in what she wants and how to get it , hates her mom , misses her dad that she's never met and is quite the loner.
She is put in a lower level group of classes because of her bad attitude and she doesnt like that one bit.
She gets assigned a project with another student that she doesnt like.
But she makes an effort at the project to try and get back to where she was.
While getting to know her project partner , she learns who her father is and decides that she will go and meet him , taking her partner along for the ride.
Stars Juno Temple , Jeremy Dozier , Milla Jovovich , Mary Steenburgen , Zach Lasry , Jonathan Slavin , Marcella Lentz-Pope , William Horwich , Gary Grubbs , Deborah Theaker , Natalie Amenula , David Petruzzi , Vivian Smallwood , Jack Kehler , Dwight Yoakam , Nicholas D'Agosto , Tim McGraw
Directed by (& story written) Abe Sylvia
Rated R
COMEDY/DRAMA

"Dear Diary , This world is full of dipshits..."

The Woman Who Wasn't There (2012)


Released on DVD , sometime in 2012 in the US.
Filming location(s)unknown.
The story : After 9/11 , there were many people out there trying to help those who were hit hard by the tragedy.
One woman came out in a big way , telling her story of how she was a survivor but that she had lost her beloved husband in the attack.
Many people looked to her for friendship and admired her courage.
Many people cared for her , grieved with her and were there for her with loving arms.
Some 6 years later , the press was still interested in her and her story.
Seeking her out constantly but not getting any word from her , people began to question her very exsistance and if in fact she was a survivor who had lost a loved one.
When the real truth came out , no one knew who they had been dealing with.

Stars Tania Head , Elia Zedeno , Gerry Bogacz , Lori Mogol , Brendan Chellis , Marian Fontana , Janice Cilento , Marta Forn , Richard Zimbler , Alison Crowther , Amanda Ripley , Jeff Glor , Alice Greenwald , Linda Gormley
Directed by Angelo Guglielmo
Not Rated
DOCUMENTARY

Daffy Duck's Movie : Fantastic Island (1983)


Released August 5th in the US.
The story: Daffy and Speedy are stranded on a deserted island.
The only thing there is to eat is coconuts...
In the distance, they see two ships and begin hope that they will soon be rescued.
On one ship is Bugs. On the other, Yosemite Sam.
The two begin a battle, which ends in Sams' ship being blown to smithereenies.
All his belongings are thrown in every direction.
His treasure map lands on the island and is found by Daffy and Speedy.
They find the treasure, which is a magical wishing well.
Speedy only wishes for cheese but Daffy has higher hopes than that.
He wishes them the owners of a resort, where for a hefty fee, anyone can come and get their wishes granted....and they do.
Stars (voices by)Mel Blanc , June Foray , Les Tremayne
Directed by Friz Freleng , Chuck Jones , Robert McKimson & Phil Monroe
Rated G
ANIMATION/COMEDY

"Patience is a virtue
Patience brings good luck
It is seldom found in humans
And never in a duck!"

Thursday, May 2, 2013

Octaman (1971)


Not released in the US. hahahha oh boy
Filmed in California and Mexico.
The story : Some scientists are studying radiation and the chemical effects on the oceans' seafood and the waters of nearby rivers.
When they find a small , weird octopus , they think nothing of it , other than its a weird octopus. hahahaha
While the scientists at the lab are keeping the octopus for research and testing , the octopus dies.
The lab scientists try to convince their boss that further study on this particular octopus is very necessary , but the bossman gives the idea a thumbs down.
Now , the scientists that found the octopus have been hanging out with some locals that insist there is a old wives tale that they have been told by their elders , about a creature that is half man and half octopus.
But no one has seen it.
Some of them might possibly feel its wrath pretty soon though.
Stars Pier Angeli , Kerwin Mathews , Jeff Morrow , David Essex , Jerome Guardino , Robert Warner , Norman Fields , Jax Jason Carroll
Directed by (& story written) Harry Essex
Rated PG
SCIFI*yawn*

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Bobcat Goldhwait : You Don't Look The Same Either (2012)


Made for TV , airing on Showtime April 4th in the US.
Filmed entirely in California.
The story : Bobcat hasnt been doing stand-up routines for quite sometime but now seems like the right time.
His routine consists of talking about aging , not being Gilbert Godfrey , his thirteen year old daughter and how she catches him off guard with the outrageous things she says , sex and come ons , working on the movie 'Blow' with Johnny Depp and Paul Reubens , Charlie - the missing cat in his neighborhood , livestrong bracelets , being fired from Hollywood Squares because no one ever picked him , Michael Jackson jokes , being arrested for catching the Tonite Show on fire and having to do commercials as a punishment for it, Arnold Schwarzenegger , Democrats and much more.
Stars Bobcat Goldthwait
Directed by Scott L. Montoya
Not Rated
COMEDY

"Cat , I wish you would stop knocking on the door."

Bully (2011)


This is a horribly sad tale. A true tale and it happens a lot more often than most people may think.
Nice kids , with great big hearts , that love and care about other people as well as the people in their lives , are bullied because they are different from other kids in some way , shape or form.
This is just unacceptable in a world where there is so much hate.
People should start by teaching their children to have respect and consideration for one another and setting those kinds of examples.
This kind of shit just breaks my heart and it makes me very angry when i see very little being done to make sure that these kids can feel safe at school and on their ways to and from school. There is nothing okay with bullying in any form. No matter what people that say "kids will be kids" think. There is a little thing called 'ignorance' you know...
When kids are bullied at school , sometimes they go to their teachers and their school principles.
The schools believe that this sort of thing happens all the time , that it is out of their hands , that the kids bring the bullying on themselves and that there is nothing the school can do to help.
Also , when kids go to their teachers and principles and tell them what is happening to them ,  the peers so called reprimand the other kid for their bad behavior , but after the fact , the kid still bullies somehow , the said bullied child begins to lose hope that nothing is being done , that no one cares about them and that it is okay for them to be treated so badly.
I believe that is a crock of shit!
I strongly believe that if the schools had clear rules and guidelines where bullying is concerned , along with the other school rules , and that if there was a punishment that all the students knew about , understood and took seriously , there would be a huge turn around in their behaviors. Also making it illegal in some form with legally punishable results to follow. 

But because everyone believes that its just 'kids being kids' and theres nothing anyone can do about , the bullying does and will continue.
Released March 30 , 2012 in the US.
Filmed in Georgia , Oklahoma , Iowa and Mississippi.
The story : Here we will meet and get to know a bit about 6 kids who have been bullied or are continuously being bullied or have taken their own lives because they were bullied.
Tyler , age 17 , took his own life as a result of being bullied. His family continuously rally and speak to anyone who will listen about Tylers' story and what can be done to stop this horrible behavior.
Alex , is a young boy who has no said friends , goes to a school where bullying happens more than a little bit. He seems to be a happy boy , but no one is really helping him get through the bullying he is enduring on a daily basis at school and on the way to and from school.
Devon , age 14 , is a boy who is struggling with have been bullied. He is greatly effected by Tylers' death and knows how he must have felt.
Kelby , age 16 , is a lesbian girl who is singled out , ridiculed and disrespected constantly by kids her age as well as adults , other kids parents and basically the whole town she lives in because she is gay. She has friends , so that helps but she and her family wish things could be different for her.
Ja'Meya , age 14 ,finds herself now spending time in a juvenile correctional facility. She felt so brutalized that she threatened some kids who were bullying her with a gun she took from her mother.
Lastly , we hear about Ty , age 11 , who took his own life due to being so depressed from being treated so badly by kids his age.
Stars Ja'Meya Jackson , Kelby Johnson , Lona Johnson , Bob Johnson , Alex Libby , Jackie Libby , Philip Libby , Maya Libby , Jada Libby , Ethan Libby , Logan Libby , Kim Lockwood , David Long , Tina Long , Teryn Long , Troy Long , Devon Matthews , Barbara Primer , Kirk Smalley , Laura Smalley , Trey Wallace , Tyler Lee Long , Mercedes Banks , Dean Donehoo , Vickie Reed , Jeff Johnson , Howard Ensley , Derek Parker , Chloe Albright , James Ramsey , Paula Crandall
Directed by Lee Hirsch
Rated PG13
DOCUMENTARY


thebullyproject.com

Fame (1980)


Released May 16th in the US.
Filmed in New York.
The story : There is a high school in New York City. But it's not just your average everyday high school.
This is a high school for the performing arts , where students go to further their talents in music , dance and drama.
Many kids apply and audition to be picked to attend this very prestigious school. But only the ones with the most potential will get in.
This is a school where dreams are made into reality.
Stars Eddie Barth , Irene Cara , Lee Curreri , Laura Dean , Antonia Franceschi , Albert Hague , Tresa Hughes , Boyd Gaines , Steve Inwood , Joanna Merlin , Barry Miller , Anne Meara , Paul McCrane , Jim Moody , Gene Anthony Ray , Maureen Teefy , Victor of Aquitaine , Debbie Allen , Bill Britten , Richard Belzer , Penny Frank , Judith L'Heureux , Isaac Mizrahi , James Manis , Sarah Malament , Carol Massenburg , Ilse Sass , Dawn Steinberg , Jonathan Strasser
Directed by Alan Parker
Rated R
DRAMA

Martha Marcy May Marlene (2011)


Released October 21st in the US.
Filmed entirely in New York.
The story : Martha has recently escaped from a creepy-ass cult where she seen too much , dealt with too much and knows too much for the people in the cult to just let her go.
She is now living with her estranged sister and new brother-in-law.
But Martha doesnt know much about regular life with regular people and she is becoming more and more paranoid due to constant flashbacks from her recent past.
She really freaks out her sister and brother-in-law a lot.
They believe they are doing the best they can do with Martha.
They just want to help her and keep her safe.
But Martha may be a tad bit more damaged than anyone really knows.
Stars Elizabeth Olsen , Sarah Paulson , Christopher Abbott , John Hawkes , Brady Corbet , Hugh Dancy , Maria Dizzia , Julia Garner , Louisa Krause , Adam David Thompson , Lauren Molina , Louisa Braden Johnson , Tobias Segal , Gregg Burton , Allen McCullough
Directed by (& story written by )Sean Durkin
Rated R
DRAMA