Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Heathers (1988)

Released March 31st in the US.
Filmed entirely in California.
The story : Veronica is a pretty nice , popular girl at her school.
She wants her school to be nice as well as the people in it.
Unfortunately Veronica happens to be friends with some really big assholes , namely a trio of snotty , mean-spirited bitches who refer to themselves as "Heathers" , dah because they are all named Heather...
The new guy at school - J.D. , catches Veronica's eye and the two become close.
J.D. helps Veronica teach the assholes and the Heathers a lesson they can never forget.
Stars Winona Ryder , Kim Walker , Lisanne Falk , Shannen Doherty , Penelope Milford , Christian Slater , Glenn Shadix , Patrick Labyorteaux , Lance Fenton , Jeremy Applegate , Jon Shear , Carrie Lynn , Phill Lewis , Renée Estevez , Curtiss Marlowe , Andrew Benne , Jennifer Rhodes , Larry Cox , Kent Stoddard , John Ingle , Stuart Mabray
Directed by Michael Lehmann
Rated R
DARK COMEDY

"It will be so very."

Hotel Transylvania (2012)

Released September 28th in the US.
The story : Count Dracula has an only daughter named Mavis.
Every year the Count throws a huge bash for his daughters birthday at their hotel/home. All their dear , old monster friends always attend.
This year is a very important one for Mavis , as she will be turning 118 and become an adult.
Marvis' one wish is to see the world , but her father , even though he promised to allow her to go , forbids her going.
He believes there is only danger outside of the hotel.
Stars (voices by) Adam Sandler , Selena Gomez , Kevin James , Jackie Sandler , Fran Drescher , David Spade , Molly Shannon , Steve Buscemi , CeeLo Green , Jon Lovitz , Chris Parnell , Andy Samberg , Brian George , Luenell , Brian Stack
Directed by Genndy Tartakovsky
Rated PG
ANIMATION/FAMILY/COMEDY


Monday, November 25, 2013

Miss Nobody (2010)

Released on DVD , June 1 , 2011.
Filmed in California.
The story : Sarah Jane McKinney is a good girl who's never been married or had a lasting relationship for that matter.
She lives with her single mom and she's been working as a secretary for about 5 years now.
Sarah wants nothing more than to get ahead in her work.
When an important spot comes along at work and needs filling , Sarah applies for the job even though she's not exactly qualified.
Right after she gets the job , she finds out that the person who hired her got fired and her position was given to someone else.
Now Sarah is back to being the secretary again.
But after a tragic accident , Sarah finds herself at the top once again but for just how long? And who will have to be the next unsuspecting victim of another tragic accident for her to keep her new , fabulous job?? Hmmmmm
Stars Leslie Bibb , Kathy Baker , Mia Pollini , Mark Irvingsen , Adam Goldberg , Missi Pyle , David Anthony Higgins , Brandon Routh , Geoffrey Lewis , Patrick Fischler , Vivica A. Fox , Paula Marshall , Eddie Jemison , Sam McMurray , Barry Bostwick , Richard Riehle , Jazzmun , Christopher Carley
Directed by Tim Cox
Rated R
DARK COMEDY

Spookies (1986)

Released in January sometime in 1988.
Filmed entirely in New York.
The story : A group of dumb dumbs - one group in one car and one in another , follow one of the cars to a new place to party after they get thrown out of the one they are coming from.
Geez , everyone hopes the head dumb dumb that is leading knows where hes going! He claims he does but between you and me...ha yea he don't.
After driving for what seems like forever , they find a big old house next to a cemetery.
Hey! That has got to be the coolest place on earth to party hardy right?
Maybe , if there wasn't a creepy old wizard dude living in there that is looking for death to keep his so-called bride alive.
*snore*
Stars Felix Ward , Dan Scott , Alec Nemser , Maria Pechukas , A.J. Lowenthal , Pat Wesley Bryan , Peter Dain , Nick Gionta , Joan Ellen Delaney , Lisa Friede , Peter Iasillo Jr. , Kim Merrill , Charlotte Alexandra , Anthony Valbiro , James M. Glenn
Directed by Genie Joseph , Thomas Doran & Brendan Faulkner
Rated R
HORROR

Interview with the Assassin (2002)

Released May 9th in the US.
Filming location(s) unknown.
The story : Ex-Marine Walter Ohlinger has decided to tell a secret he has kept for quite a many years.
Ohlinger has recruited the help of his neighbor , to record his confession.
Ohlinger believes the time has come , due to his failing health , to let his story be heard.
He claims he is the actual shooter of JFK and that Oswald was just a "patsy".
Stars Raymond J. Barry , Dylan Haggerty , Renee Faia , Kelsey Kemper , Sonny Franks , Dennis Lau , Jared McVay , Christel Khalil , Kate Williamson , Evan O'Meara , Darrell Sandeen
Directed by (& story written) Neil Burger
Rated R
FAUX CINEMA VERITE/DRAMA

Friday, November 22, 2013

The Survivors (1983)

Released June 22nd in the US.
Filmed entirely in New York , Vermont and California.
The story : Sonny Paluso and Donald Quinelle are two men who live very different lives yet they have something in common.
They are both recently unemployed.
While having breakfast at a local diner , the two men meet due to a hold up in the diner.
When Donald is shot trying to stop the gunman , Donald and Sonny become more acquainted.
The attempted robbery has changed both mens lives.
Sonny doesn't exactly want to continue reliving the robbery , but Donald has changed everything in his life because of it.
Donald vows to become less of a wimp and more of a real man by defending himself more aggressively and he insists on taking Sonny along.
Stars Walter Matthau , Robin Williams , Anne Pitoniak , Jerry Reed , Annie McEnroe , Kristen Vigard , James Wainwright , Bernard Barrow , Marian Hailey , Joseph Carberry , Marilyn Cooper , Yudie Bank , Meg Mundy , John Goodman
Directed by Michael Ritchie
Rated R
COMEDY

"Oh you'll smoke a turd in hell for that!"

Stars and Bars (1988)

Released March 18th in the US.
Filmed entirely in Georgia.
The story : Henderson Dores is a Brit , working as an art expert in New York City.
His boss calls him in his office one day and shows him a photo of a very expensive painting.
After Henderson recognizes the painting , his boss proceeds to tell him he has a job for him.
Henderson must go to Georgia and get the painting , the man who owns it has agreed to sell to the boss.
So Henderson thinks nothing of it , piece of cake right? Yea right.
Little does Henderson realize , after he gets to Georgia nothing will be easy.
Stars Daniel Day-Lewis , Keith David , Martha Plimpton , Laurie Metcalf , Joan Cusack , Harry Dean Stanton , Kent Broadhurst , Maury Chaykin , Matthew Cowles , Spalding Gray , Glenne Headly , Bill Moor , Deirdre O'Connell , Will Patton , Rockets Redglare
Directed by Pat O'Connor
Rated R
COMEDY

The Other Side Of the Mountain part 2 (1978)

Released February 10th in the US.
Filmed in California and Canada.
The story : Jill Kinmont is doing well. She is working as an elementary school teacher and living with her widow mother.
Without mother , Jill cannot do most anything. The two are pretty much inseparable.
Love has been on Jills' mind for a while now but she is afraid that she is just too needy in the help department.
She's been dating but there are no real sparks.
When Jill starts renting a new home she meets her new handsome , sweet landlord.
The two become really close and yea , that totally works out.
Stars Marilyn Hassett , Nan Martin , William Bryant , Tom Jordan , Harry Morgan Moses , Timothy Bottoms , Belinda Montgomery , Gretchen Corbett , James A. Bottoms , June Dayton , Curtis Credel , Carole Tru Foster , Charles Frank , Gerri Nelson
Directed by Larry Peerce
Rated PG
SEQUEL/DRAMA

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

The Other Side Of the Mountain (1975)

Released November 14th in the US.
Filmed entirely in California.
Based on true events.
The story : Young Jill Kinmont is a talented ski racer. She has been doing so well , now she finds herself at the Olympics.
But during her run , she is involved in a tragic accident. Now she can no longer do what she was aspiring to make her career out of.
Poor Jill wants ever-so-badly to recover. Not being able to do so , causes her to see much heartache in her overall life.
But as time goes on , Jill meets people that have been in the very same boat as her , emotionally. These new people being there for Jill help her have a new outlook on her life.
Stars Marilyn Hassett , Bill Vint , Nan Martin , William Bryant , Beau Bridges , Belinda Montgomery , Dabney Coleman , Hampton Fancher , William Roerick , Jocelyn Jones , Dori Brenner , Walter Brooke , Tony Becker , Greg Mabrey
Directed by Larry Peerce
Rated PG
BIOGRAPHY/DRAMA

Thursday, November 14, 2013

INTERMISSION!

Attention!

All you wanna be movie critics and all you so-called "professional" movie critics....can Bite Me!

Get a real job!

that iz all. carry on.


:P

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

7 Days To Live (2000)

Released on DVD only , August 14 , 2001 in the US.
Filmed entirely in the Czech Republic.
The story : A writer and his wife have suffered a very traumatic situation involving their young son.
To try and save themselves and their sanity , the couple decides to move out to the country where they believe they can find solace.
At very first , things seem to be going very well for the couple.
But pretty soon , the wife starts seeing things that she believes are signs she will die soon.
She hides this from hubby at first. But when she finally starts telling him whats been going on , he all of a sudden decides shes flipped her wig.
Little does the couple know , their new home has a curse that has overtaken people in its past.
Stars Sean Pertwee , Nick Brimble , Amanda Plummer , Eddie Cooper , Gina Bellman , Sean Chapman , Frantisek CĂ¡stka , John Michael Higgins , Julian Curry , Dave Hill , Zdenek Maryska , Rich Gold , Chris Barnes , Renee Ackermann , Olga SchmidtovĂ¡ , Simon Happ , Amanda Walker
Directed by Sebastian Niemann
Rated R
HORROR/MYSTERY/SCIFI

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Soultaker (1990)

Released October 26th in the US.
Filmed entirely in Alabama.
The story : Natalie McMillan is a young woman just home for the summer from college.
She is kind of looking forward to seeing her ex Zach again.
At the local Summerfest , Natalie gets to see Zach and he is equally eager to see her once again.
When Natalies' gal pal takes off with one of her guy friends , she gets a ride home with Zach and his friends.
Only the driver isnt a fan of Natalie at all. And he's I guess pissed off about her being in his car.
So , he drives more than fast on a pretty curvy road. Ignoring all pleas to slow down of course.
The next thing they all know , they are all laying on the ground , seemingly untouched after smashing into a tree and the car is nowhere to be found.
Little do they all realize , they are actually all in a sort of dream state. Cause in real life , none of them are in good shape.
Stars Vivian Schilling , Gregg Thomsen , David 'Shark' Fralick , Jean Reiner , Chuck Williams , Cinda Lou Freeman , Meschelle Manley , Joe Estevez , Robert Z'Dar , David Fawcett , Gary Kohler , Peter Dach
Directed by Michael Rissi
Rated R
SCIFI

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Leviathan (1989)

Released March 17th in the US.
Filmed in Malta , Mexico , Italy and the Adriatic Sea.
The story : A group of people are working underwater , digging up silver and any other important metals to be found.
They are a couple days away from being taken out of the water and freed of their job.
While two of the group are out on the ocean floor looking around , they find a sunken ship.
After investigating the ship , they get back to base with a treasure chest of sorts.
But the treasure chest turns out to be like one of the worst in the history of treasure chests...
Stars Peter Weller , Meg Foster , Richard Crenna , Daniel Stern , Ernie Hudson , Amanda Pays , Lisa Eilbacher , Michael Carmine , Hector Elizondo , Eugene Lipinski , Larry Dolgin
Directed by George P. Cosmatos
Rated R
SCIFI/HORROR

Friday, November 1, 2013

Family Affair (2010)

Released January 7th in the US.
Filming location(s) unknown.
The story : Chico Colvard is a young man who believed he grew up in a pretty good home.
The only son to an African American dad and a German-Jewish mom. Chico also had his three sisters.
Chico's family moved from state to state as he was growing up , his dad was in the service.
One day , when Chico was just 10-years-old he was awkwardly influenced by a television program he was watching.
The next thing young Chico knew , he had just shot his sister....
As his sister lay in a hospital bed in sheer terror that she was going to die , she screamed to her sister to tell her mother...
But 'tell her mother' what?
What Chicos' sister was talking about , almost the whole family knew about. Pretty much everyone but Chico and his mom.
These days , as adults , Chico spends much time trying to understand what was going on behind the doors of the home he always thought was a charmed and loving one.
Directed by Chico Colvard
DOCUMENTARY