Friday, February 25, 2022

Shoot the Moon (1982)



Released February 19th in the US.
Filmed in California.
The story: George and Faith have been married for 15 years.
They have four young daughters that Faith raised while George was busy trying to fulfill his dream of becoming a writer.
The night finally comes when George receives an award for his first book and Faith couldn't be happier for him.
But inside, the two of them are falling apart.
George has been having an affair and Faith knows about it.
When she brings it out into the open that she knows, George wants to talk about it.
But Faith has nothing to say.
George leaves and moves in with his lover, which makes things difficult for the kids, mostly their oldest daughter.
When Faith begins seeing someone as well, George cannot handle it and continues to cause even more problems for everyone.
Stars Diane Keaton, Albert Finney, Dana Hill, Tracey Gold, Viveka Davis, Tina Yothers, Karen Allen, Peter Weller, George Murdock, Leora Dana, Irving Metzman, Kenneth Kimmins, Michael Alldredge 
Directed by Alan Parker
Rated R
DRAMA

Thursday, February 24, 2022

Action Point (2018)



Released June 1st in the US.
Filmed entirely in South Africa.
The story:  DC is an elderly man, spending the day with his granddaughter Rudie while her mother Boogie attends a wedding.
While watching TV, Rudie sees a commercial for an amusement park which she mentions looks fun.
That's when DC brings up the wild and crazy amusement park that he once owned.
It was called Action Point and one summer, when Boogie came to visit, things got really crazy.
Action Point was known by the locals to be the place where everyone did everything they wanted.
There were barely any rules that people were to abide by, but they all took personal responsibility for their own actions, whether they got hurt or not.
The rides were dangerous and everyone who worked there was learning as they went, but that was literally the fun of it all and everyone, including DC, loved it.
When a nearby more safe and expensive fun park opened up, contending with Action Point, everyone who loved the park, including Boogie, got involved in the fight to keep it open.
Stars Johnny Knoxville, Clover Nee, Susan Yeagley, Chris Pontius, Brigette Lundy Paine, Joshua Hoover, Alexandra McVicker, Michael Everson, Eleanor Worthington Cox, Johnny Pemberton, Eric Manaka, Dan Bakkedahl, Aidan Whytock, Matthew Peterson, Aidan Scott, Ashley Dickerson, Matt Schulze, Camilla Wolfson, Patrick De Langhe, Stephanie Hough, Michael A Heyns, Hani Choi, Leon Clingman
Directed by Tim Kirkby
Rated R
COMEDY

Wednesday, February 23, 2022

Nobody (2021)



Released March 26th in the US.
Filmed in Canada.
The story: Hutch is a family man who lives his daily life, going through the motions.
Hutch never wants or asks for anything, he is just fine living the humble life.
One evening his family's home is broken into and he is held at gunpoint.
When his teenage son steps in and tries to help, Hutch insists his son back off and let the burglars go free.
This just disappoints his son and his wife, who hasn't been paying much attention lately.
It's not until Hutch's young daughter inquires about her kitty cat bracelet that was among the things Hutch told the burglars to take that he finally steps into action against the thieves with a vengeance.
Stars Bob Odenkirk, Connie Nielsen, Gage Munroe, RZA, Paisley Cadorath, Christopher Lloyd, Michael Ironside, Aleksey Serebryakov, Colin Salmon, Billy MacLellan, Araya Mengesha, Aleksandr Pal, Humberly Gonzalez, Edsson Morales, JP Maoux, Adrian McLean, Ilya Naishuller 
Directed by Ilya Naishuller
Rated R
THRILLER/ACTION/DRAMA/DARK COMEDY

Sunday, February 20, 2022

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)



Made for Netflix, steamed February 18th in the US.
Filmed entirely in Bulgaria...
The story:  Melody and Dante are chefs.
They have brought Melody's sister and Dante's fiancee to a small ghost-like Texas town on a mission.
Potential investors are coming right behind them, which Melody and Dante believe will help the small town thrive once again, with them opening their dream restaurant.
From the get-go, things aren't working out well.
Melody and Dante go inside what appears to be an abandoned orphanage, only to find a poor elderly woman living there.
Dante is pissed and believes the woman is no longer the owner of the house.
The old woman on the other hand continuously claims the house still belongs to her, that she is all paid up.
When Dante calls in the help of the police, things get even worse for the old woman.
On the way to the hospital she dies, really pissing off the last "boy" who has been living with her for years.
Unknown by anyone of them, the "boy" who she has been caring for is actually Leatherface and he's been laying low for around 50 years...
Stars (voice) John Larroquette, Elsie Fisher, Sam Douglas, Sarah Yarkin, Jacob Latimore, Nell Hudson, Moe Dunford, William Hope, Jolyon Coy, Alice Krige, Mark Burnham, Olwen Fouere, Jessica Allain
Directed by David Blue Garcia
Rated R
REMAKE/THRILLER/MYSTERY/HORROR

Wednesday, February 16, 2022

The Sleeper (2012)



Released January 31st in the US.
Filmed entirely in Ohio.
The story: The girls of the sorority Alpha Gamma Theta are having a small pledge party.
While handing out fliers, they meet promising pledge, Amy.
Amy accepts the invitation and brings her dorm roomie Ava along with her.
Both girls have a surprisingly good time at the party and are seriously considering joining.
But before any more fun can be had by the girls, some of them are quickly going missing, and no one knows where they could be or why they are missing.
The one part that all the still present girls have in common is that they all have received creepy phone calls of some whacko whispering nonsense.
Or at least it seems like nonsense...
Stars Brittany Belland, Riana Ballo, Ali Ferda, Jenna Fournier, Jason Jay Crabtree, Elizabeth Lane, Tiffany Kiely, Jessica Cameron, Kendra Stevenson, Beverly Kristy, Paul Moon, Eric Sarich, Dana Jackson, Aaron Russell, Ray Goodwin, Luke Frost, Bob Forrato , John Bloom
Directed by (& story written) Justin Russell
Not Rated
THRILLER/MYSTERY/HORROR

Monday, February 14, 2022

The Last Drive-In Presents Joe Bob's Heartbreak Trailer Park Valentine's Day Special part 2 of 2 : Frankenhooker (1990)/(2022)



Made for Shudder, aired on live stream, February 11th in the US./Movie released June 1st in the US.
Movie filmed in New York and New Jersey.
The show begins with Joe Bob and Darcy talking about holiday movies and then mail.
Then a special musical performance of 'Stick Shift Drive-In Love' by Joe Bob, Darcy, and John.
Joe Bob believes Valentine's day is female-based, even if it isn't actually gender-based.
He thinks it all represents the beginning of the end, just based on his own love life...
Darcy most definitely disagrees with Joe Bob's theory but she absolutely has the perfect idea for a cosplay for this movie.
Special guests for this episode are director Frank Henenlotter and actor James Lorinz.
The story: Jeffrey is a bio electrician who dropped out of medical school.
He has also been giving his food-obsessed fiancee Elizabeth stomach stapling without much luck.
During a cookout, a horrible accident happens, mangling Elizabeth into a "tossed human salad".
It has been on the news that some of Elizabeth's body parts have never been recovered.
That is due to Jeffrey's belief that he can bring Elizabeth back to life, using some of her undamaged parts, but it's a secret he is hiding from everyone around him.
Jeffrey's plan is much more intricate than just bringing his beloved back.
He plans on bringing her back as a complete stunner, body-wise and somebody clearly has to die, so Elizabeth can live.
Stars John Bloom, Diana Prince, Yuki Nakamura,  John Patrick Brennan, James Lorinz , Joannie Ritchie, Patty Mullen, JJ Clark, CK Steefel, Shirl Bernheim, Judy Grafe, Helmar Agustus Cooper, Louise Lasser, John Zacherle, Charlotte J Helmkamp, Kimberly Taylor, Shirley Stoler, Joesph Gonzales, Ari M Roussimoff, Tom Hair, Beverly Bonner, Jennifer Delora
Directed by Austin Jennings/Movie directed by  Frank Henenlotter ('Basket Case'/'Brain Damage')
Rated R
COMEDY/HORROR/SCIFI/SERIES/VALENTINES DAY

Last Man Standing : Tasers (2014)



Made for ABC, airing January 31st in the US.
Season 3. Episode 15.
The story: Mike gave Vanessa a taser for Valentine's day although he doesn't usually celebrate so she will be surprised when he really gives her a gift she's not expecting.
Someone sent an anonymous bouquet of roses to the house but no one knows who they are from or even who they are for!
Eve, Mandy, and Kristen all think they know who sent the flowers to them specifically and try finding out their own way.
Stars Flynn Morrison, Tim Allen, Nancy Travis, Molly Ephraim, Kaitlyn Dever, Amanda Fuller, Christoph Sanders, Hector Elizondo, Tye Sheridan, Jordan Masterson, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, 
Directed by John Pasquin
Rated TVPG
COMEDY/SERIES/VALENTINES DAY

The Last Drive-In Presents Joe Bob's Heartbreak Trailer Park Valentine's Day Special part 1 of 2: Black Roses (1988)/(2021)



Made for Shudder, aired on live stream, February 11th in the US./Movie released January 3, 1989, in the US.
Movie filmed in Canada.
Host Joe Bob talks about the history of Valentine's day and how it came to be.
He also talks about Parental Advisory labels, due to the kind of demonic heavy metal tinted movie 'Black Roses' is.
Shudder's The Boulet Brothers are Joe Bob's special guests. 
There are chats about the movie, its director, as well as The Boulet Brothers' and their show 'Dragula'.
Job Bob also praises veteran, self-made actress Julie Adams from 'Creature of the Black Lagoon' fame.
The story: Mill Basin is a small town,  full of God-fearing folk, where nothing out of the ordinary ever happens.
When the popular heavy metal band Black Roses comes to town, the kids are cycked!
But the adults of Mill Basin are more than worried. 
They believe Black Roses represent pure evil and that they will surely corrupt the kids of Mill Basin.
Stars John Bloom, Diana Prince, Yuki Nakamura, Dracmorda Boulet, Swanthula Boulet, Sal Viviano, Carla Ferrigno, John Martin, Julie Adams, Ken Swofford, Tony Bua, Carmine Appice, Frank Dietz, Karen Planden , David Crichton, Jesse DAngelo, Keith Miller, Robin Stewart, Paul Kelman, Patricia Strelioff, Margaret Groome, Vincent Pastore, Jason Logan
Directed by Austin Jennings/Movie directed by John Fasano
Rated R
COMEDY/SERIES/HORROR/VALENTINES DAY 

"Oh fuck indeed."

Sunday, February 13, 2022

The Eyes of Tammy Faye (2021)



Released September 17th in the US.
Filmed entirely in North Carolina.
Based on truths.
The story: When Tammy Faye was just a young girl, she wanted God in her life.
As a young adult, she found herself attending Bible college.
There , Tammy Faye met Jim Bakker, who she completely admired.
The two adored and appreciated each other so much, they decided to get married rather than finish school.
Quickly they began thinking of what their future would hold.
Jim would preach his admirable praises while Tammy Faye would sing and do puppet shows.
They took their act on the road, believing if they were seen by enough people, they would finally get their own show.
And then, it happened.
Their popular roadshow was seen by the right person and they were invited to do their routine on television.
Quickly, their popularity grew, sending them straight in the direction of money, fame, and power.
Tammy Faye stayed with her husband through thick and thin.
But when their lives were rearranged by scandal and greed, there was no redemption.
Stars Chandler Head, Cherry Jones, Dan Johnson, Fredric Lehne, Jessica Chastain, Andrew Garfield, Vincent DOnofrio , Louis Cancelmi, Mark Wystrach, Gabriel Olds, Jay Huguley, Coley Campany
Directed by Michael Showalter
Rated PG13
DRAMA/BIOGRAPHY/HISTORY

Adrienne (2021)



Released December 1st in the US.
Filming location(s) unknown.
The story: Adrienne Shelly was an actress who was making her way into directing.
Happily married and mother to a small daughter, things could not have been any better in her life.
The day after Adrienne and her beloved husband Andy celebrated their daughter Sophie's third birthday, Adrienne was murdered.
When her 2007 movie ' Waitress', which she wrote, directed and starred in became a Broadway hit, Andy began questioning if any of the public even knew who Adrienne was.
He didn't find many people who knew of her at all.
That's when he decided to tell his wife's life story along with friends and loved ones, to help himself and their Sophie remember Adrienne as well as educate the world.
Stars Andy Ostroy, Sara Bareilles, Robert John Burke, Nathan Fillion, Hal Hartley, Cheryl Hines, Eddie Jemison, Jessie Mueller, Sophie Ostroy, Irma Riveria Duffy, Michael Roiff, Paul Rudd, Keri Russell
Directed by Andy Ostroy
Not Rated
BIOGRAPHY/HISTORY/DOCUMENTARY

"Dedicated in Loving Memory to Adrienne Shelly."

The Conjuring 3: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021)



Released June 4th in the US.
Filmed in Georgia.
Based on truths.
The story: In 1981, Lorraine and Ed Warren's help is called upon.
8-year-old David Glatzel is demonically possessed and the Warrens are the best choice for bringing in a believing priest.
While performing an emergency exorcism, David's sister's boyfriend Arte, who is very concerned for David's safety, demands against Ed's precautions, that the demon take him.
Soon David is free and things are back to normal once again.
One day Arte isn't feeling well.
He arrives home to the apartment he shares with his girlfriend, also owned by her boss, Bruno.
One thing leads to another and before anyone knows what happened, Arte has killed Bruno, stabbing him 22 times.
Arte is put in prison and visited by Lorraine and Ed.
They know Arte is not possessed but rather tainted with a black magic curse.
The prosecutor is looking to give Arte the death penalty.
So, it is up to Lorraine and Ed to try and prove Arte's innocence while curing him of the curse.
Stars Julian Hillard, Sarah Catherine Hook, Ruairi OConnor, Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wilson, Charlene Amoia, Paul Wilson, Steve Coulter, John Noble, Eugenie Bondurant, Shannon Kook, Ronnie Gene Blevins, Keith Arthur Bolden, Vince Pisani, Ingrid Bisu, Andrea Andrade, Sterling Jerins
Directed by Michael Chaves
Rated R
MYSTERY/THRILLER/HORROR/SEQUEL

Alien (1979)



Released June 22nd in the US.
Filmed entirely in England.
The story: A commercial space crew of seven traveling on the Nostromo is transporting mineral ore.
They are on their way back to earth.
When they pick up a distress signal, they are obligated to investigate it.
When they arrive, three members of the crew gear up to check out the trouble.
Crew member Kane finds a colony of egg pods and while looking at them closely, he is attacked by one.
Back on the ship, crew members, Ash and Dallas work tediously to try and remove the creature from Kane's face, without much luck.
Instead, the creature escapes, keeping them all in the clutches of an unknown danger.
Stars John Hurt, Tom Skerritt, Ian Holm, Yaphet Kotto, Harry Dean Stanton, Sigourney Weaver, Veronica Cartwright, (voice) Helen Horton, Bolaji Badejo, Eddie Powell
Directed by Ridley Scott
Rated R
SCIFI/HORROR

Martin : Goin' Overboard parts 1 - 2 (1997)



Made for Fox, airing February 13th in the US.
Season 5. Episode 14.
The story: This year Lawrence and Gina are taking a Valentine's day cruise.
Pam is also going.
She brought Tommy along with her, although they are just friends.
When the ship is ready to set sail, Gina isn't with them. Martin says she's in the gift shop.
Then they find out Cole is on board as well, only he's a stowaway.
No one will allow him to stay in their room so he has to fend for himself.
At the last minute, when the boat finally does set sail, Martin, Pam, and Tommy see Gina on land.
She misses the boat.
Stars Martin Lawrence, Lauren Tewes, Tichina Arnold, Thomas Mikal Ford, Carl Anthony Payne II, Ted Lange, Lenny Wolpe, Monica Allison, Lynn Whitfield
Directed by Gerren Keith
Not Rated
COMEDY/SERIES/VALENTINES DAY

Tuesday, February 8, 2022

Night Court : Billie's Valentine (1985)



Made for  NBC, airing February 14th in the US.
Season 2. Episode 18.
The story: Harry got Billie the hottest Valentine's day item on the market, a cookie on a stick.
He went way out of his way to get it and he thinks she will really like it.
Just as he shows the rest of the group the cookie, Billie shows up with her gift from David.
A handful of cookies on a stick, which makes Harry believe David seems really serious.
Because David is so romantic, Billie admires how David thinks of everything.
While their day in court ensues, a case involving David accused of pickpocketing happens.
Billie thinks it's all a mistake 
But it's not.
Stars Richard Moll, Selma Diamond, John Larroquette, Charles Robinson, Harry Anderson, Ellen Foley, Geoffrey Scott, Martin Garner, Larry Gelman, Patrick Cranshaw, Eve Smith,  Charlotte Portney
Directed by Jeff Melman 
Not Rated
COMEDY/SERIES/VALENTINES DAY

Roseanne : Valentine's Day (1991)



Made for ABC, airing February 12th in the US.
Season 3. Episode 17.
The story: Darlene really wants this guy Barry to ask her to the Valentine's dance, so Becky advises her to invite him over to the house to do homework.
When Barry shows up at Roseanne's work after meeting her at the house, she tells him to call Darlene. But when he does, and Becky answers the phone, it becomes apparent he likes Becky.
Roseanne believes Dan has forgotten Valentine's day so when she's gone Dan asks Jackie what he should get her.
She tells him that Roseanne says he never buys her anything sexy. 
Roseanne wants some romance.
Stars Roseanne Barr, John Goodman, Michael Fishman, Alicia Goranson, Sara Gilbert, Laurie Metcalf, Tristan Tait, Bonnie Bramlet, Martin Mull, Tobey Maguire, Jason Horst, Natalie West, Judy Gold, Gracie Harrison 
Directed by John Whitesell
Rated TVPG
COMEDY/FAMILY/SERIES/VALENTINES DAY

"Wow, she looks constipated."

Gimme a Break : Valentine (1984)



Made for NBC , airing February 9th in the US.
Season 3. Episode 16.
The story : It's Valentine's day and everyone has a date or an idea of who they would like to have a date with.
They all believe they have dilemnas as well and need Nell to give them advice.
Nell is very proud of herself for helping everyone with their Valentine's day.
But then , before she knows it , one by one , everyones Valentines day is ruined.
They all blame Nell and her advice.
Stars Nell Carter , Lara Jill Miller , Dolph Sweet , Kari Michaelsen , Lauri Hendler , John Hoyt , Telma Hopkins , Kathryn Renyolds , KC Martel , Michael Dorn , Jeremy Sunderland , Jim Boyle , Dorothy Meyer , Joey Lawrence
Directed by Hal Cooper
Not Rated
COMEDY/FAMILY/SERIES/VALENTINES DAY

Monday, February 7, 2022

Targets (1968)



Released August 15th in the US.
Filmed entirely in California.
The story: Byron Orloff is a popular yet aging horror movie star.
He would like to retire, but not one of the people around him can understand why.
When Byron agrees to do one last appearance, it is during a showing of his latest film at a drive-in theater.
Little does he or any of the attendees at the drive-in know, there is a crazed shooter hiding out from the police at the very drive-in they are at and he has been continuing his rampage there, among many unsuspecting victims, in the dark.
Stars Boris Karloff, Nancy Hsueh, Peter Bogdanovich, Tim OKelly, Arthur Peterson, Monte Landis, Daniel Ades, Stafford Morgan, James Brown, Mary Jackson, Tanya Morgan, Timothy Burns, Warren White, Mark Dennis, Sandy Baron, Geraldine Baron, Gary Kent, Ellie Wood Walker
Directed by Peter Bogdanovich
Rated R
DRAMA/THRILLER/MYSTERY

Step By Step : Secret Admirer (1996)



Made for ABC, airing February 9th in the US.
Season 5. Episode 16.
The story: This year, Dana isn't having much luck with her dates. Now she hates men.
Carol  has always wanted a specific brand watch , which is really extravagant. When Frank finds out it costs $900. , he cant afford it and gets her a fake instead.
Carol thinks the watch is too much money. She would rather return it and use the cash to take Frank on a cruise. But there is a problem with the return.
Dana gets a letter in the mail which is thoughtful and romantic , from a secret admirer.
She is flattered.
Problem with the letter is , in an attempt to get Dana to lighten up , Cody sent it.
When Dana thinks she knows who sent her the letters , she attempts to tell the guy at the coffee shop she knows it's him. 
Cody tries stopping her from embarressing herself.
Stars Sasha Mitchell, Angela Watson, Staci Keanan, Patrick Duffy , Brandon Call ,Josh Byrne , Christopher Castile , Nancy Linari ,Al Pugliese , Christine Lakin , Patricia Healy , Carlease Burke , Nick Stabileq
Directed by Joel Zwick
Not Rated
COMEDY/FAMILY/SERIES/VALENTINES DAY

Step By Step : Love , Port Washington Style (1993)



Made for ABC, airing February 12th in the US.
Season 2. Episode 17.
The story: The day before the town's big Valentines' day dance Dana's boyfriend dumps her, saying they should see other people.
She isn't happy and is convinced dating is a complete joke.
Now Dana hates Valentine's day.
J.T.s tells Cody Frank won't give him $300. to rent a limo for the dance.
Cody explains that his friend has a limo and will rent it to him for $50 if he drives it himself.
But Frank still won't give him the cash.
Cody has one more brilliant idea that is sure to work and cover the price of the limo.
All Carol's stylists have called out sick on her busiest day of the year, so she asks Frank to help her.
Stars Staci Keanan, Sasha Mitchell, Suzanne Somers, Patrick Duffy, Brandon Call, Christine Lakin, Karen Foster , Christopher Castile , John Byrne , Brendan Bickley , Kelly Packard , Amy Moore Davis , Ira Heiden , Miriam Parrish
Directed by Richard Correll
Not Rated
COMEDY/FAMILY/SERIES/VALENTINES DAY

Sunday, February 6, 2022

Coach : To Ski or Not to Ski (1997)



Made for ABC, airing February 12th in the US.
Season 9. Episode 13.
The story:  This year Luther is having a hard time coming up with a gift for Doris.
The whole dilemma may be taken care of when Hayden, Dauber, and Luther are asked to go to a ski resort that Doris is planning on buying.
Christine is fine with Hayden going skiing without her. She thinks she should stay home with the baby.
She also believes she is horrible at skiing. 
But Hayden talks her into going.
Meanwhile, Luther falls in love with the resort, and Dauber spots his ex, Judy which panics him.
Stars Craig T Nelson, Jerry Van Dyke, Bill Fagerbakke, Pam Stone, Shelley Fabares, 
Directed by Craig T Nelson
Rated TVPG
COMEDY/SERIES/VALENTINES DAY

Coach : Call Me Cupid (1995)



Made for ABC, airing February 13th in the US.
Season 7. Episode 18.
The story: Hayden is trying to think of what to get Christine for Valentine's day this year.
When Dauber shows up while Hayden and Luther talk about gifts, Hayden decides they need to help him.
Dauber needs to be fixed up with someone for Valentine's day. He's been so broken up since his girlfriend left him.
Hayden asks Christine to set Dauber up with someone she knows.
She arranges for Peggy, who works on her show, that just broke up with her boyfriend to date Dauber.
The plan is for Hayden, Christine, Howard, Shirley, Luther, Ruthanne, Dauber, and Peggy to go to dinner together.
But when Peggy stands up Dauber it upsets everyone.
Stars Craig T Nelson, Jerry Van Dyke, Bill Fagerbakke, Kenneth Kimmins, Shelley Fabares, Jason Menz, Kim Story, Rita Taggert, Georgia Engel, Lorna Scott, Kimberly Clarice Aiken
Directed by Jeff Meyer
Rated TVPG
COMEDY/SERIES/VALENTINES DAY 

Coach : My Cup Runneth Over (1994)



Made for ABC, airing February 8th in the US.
Season 6. Episode 16.
The story: Christine would like to have a baby with Hayden, but things aren't working out.
He has resorted to going to the doctor for some help, namely a testicular device.
Christine asks that Hayden be a guest on her Valentine's Day show.
He doesn't want to do it. But without a choice, he gives in.
Christine announces Hayden as her Valentine's gift.
But while exchanging more Valentine's day gifts on the show, Hayden stands up to put his on, exposing some really humiliating personal business.
Stars Shelley Fabares, Craig T Nelson, Bill Fagerbakke, Jerry Van Dyke, Robert Ridgely, David Kavin, Allen Lulu, Mario Roccuzzo, Vanessa Harris, Wayne Thomas Yorke
Directed by Jeff Meyer
Rated TVPG
COMEDY/SERIES/VALENTINES DAY

"Oh come on , honey. I'm already wearing an eskimo pie for ya!"

Grown Ups : Valentine J (2000)



Made for UPN, airing February 14th in the US.
Season 1. Episode 14.
The story: J meets Kim, over the phone cause she works for the phone company.
 They hit it off and she makes him wish he didn't have six women to choose from to date on Valentine's day.
He is having a really hard time making a choice but quickly blows all his chances of any dates.
When J decides to just stay home with Shari and Gordon, they quickly tell him to get a hold of Kim.
J tries hard to find Kim but she gets a hold of him by chance instead.
When they meet, Kim isn't exactly what J had in mind, and he is highly embarrassed to be out with her.
Stars Jaleel White, Marissa Ribisi, Dave Ruby, Bumper Robinson, Angela Harry, Marta Cunningham, Amy Hunter, Kym Whitley
Directed by John Tracy
Not Rated
COMEDY/SERIES/VALENTINES DAY

Dr. Ken : A Dr. Ken Valentine's Day (2017)



Made for ABC, airing February 3rd in the US.
Season 2. Episode 16.
The story: Ken asks Allison what she would like to do this Valentine's day.
She says she just wants to stay home, in sweatpants, in front of the TV.
Ken is thrilled with that decision.
Dave's really excited about his first Valentine's day. He shows Ken his poem for his Valentine, Emily. He wants to make sure it's good enough to give her.
After Dave says the poem is too much, he takes it and leaves it on the dresser in his bedroom.
Allison has been feeling a bit down about the fact that no one finds Valentine's day as romantic as she does.
So when she finds the poem that Dave wrote, she assumes Ken wrote it for her.
Stars Ken Jeong, Tisha Campbell, Jonathan Slavin, Gillian Vigman,  Dave Foley, Dana Lee, Albery Tsai, Suzy Nakamura, Jerry Minor, Krista Marie Yu, Justin Chon, TW Leshner, Stephen Guarino, Sean Owens 
Directed by Anthony Rich
Rated TVPG
COMEDY/SERIES/VALENTINES DAY

Cybill : Call Me Irresponsible (1995)



Made for CBS, airing February 13th in the US.
Season 1. Episode 6.
The story: When Cybill and Maryann run into Ira buying lingerie for his girlfriend for Valentine's Day, they realize it's Valentine's day and that's depressing.
Although it's a lot less depressing knowing that they have Maryann's ex-husbands credit card that he forgot to cancel.
Maryann has a brainstorm for maxing out the credit card and turn their boredom around.
They will go to Las Vegas for the night.
Stars Cybill Shepherd, Linda Wallem, Christine Baranski, Alan Rosenberg, Deedee Pfeiffer, Alicia Witt, Tom Wopat, Antony Sandoval,  Matt McKenzie, Del Zamora, Deron McBee, David A Poole, Blu Van Zandt
Directed by Tom Moore 
Rated TVPG
COMEDY/SERIES/VALENTINES DAY

3rd Rock from the Sun : Dick Puts the ID in Cupid (2000)




Made for CBS, airing February 8th in the US.
Season 5. Episode 11.
The story:  This year Tommy is planning on getting a nice hotel room with Alissa for their first time together. As the day creeps closer, he begins worrying he will make a complete fool of himself.
Mary's spoiled bad girl niece is in town and she's pawned her off on Tommy. He thinks this will help him with Alissa.
Dick asks Mary what she would like for Valentine's day. Considering what the last couple were like, she isn't expecting much.
Dick seeks therapy to help him please Mary and get Valentine's day right this year.
Sally gets flowers delivered signed by a secret admirer, although it's quite obvious they are from Don.
Sally believes the guy must be some sort of pervert and wants Don to find out who sent her the flowers.
Stars Kristen Johnston, Joesph Gordon Levitt, John Lithgow, Larissa Oleynik, French Stewart, Jane Curtain,  Lindsey McKeon, Wayne Knight, Ana Gasteyer, 
Directed by Terry Hughes
Rated TVPG
COMEDY/SERIES/VALENTINES DAY

"Nothing says 'I love you' like having sex with a stranger the night before you're supposed to do it with your girlfriend for the very first time on Valentine's Day."

Grace Under Fire : Valentine's Day (1994)



Made for CBS, airing February 9th in the US.
Season 1. Episode 16.
The story:  It's been a whole month since Grace has been seeing Ryan.
She thinks it's time that he sees more of her home life.
Ryan is also eager to get to know her kids.
So Grace has invited Ryan over for a Valentine's Day dinner with her and the kids.
But Quentin isn't really taking any kind of liking to Ryan.
Ryan wants Grace to go out to dinner with him, alone and she agrees.
But when Ryan arrives to take her out, and Quentin has been trying to be extra sweet to Grace, Quentin is jealous and it ruins the night,
Stars Brett Butler, Julie White, Jon Paul Steuer, Kaitlin Cullum, William Fichtner, Dave Thomas, Valri Bromfield, Marissa Ribisi, Casey Sander, Kim Gillingham, 
Directed by Howard Murray
Rated TVPG
COMEDY/SERIES/VALENTINES DAY

The Lie (2018)



Released October 6, 2020, in the US.
Filmed entirely in Canada.
The story: Kayla is a 15-year-old whose divorced parents dote on her.
Her mother is dropping her off at her dad's.
Dad is to take Kayla along to a scheduled ballet retreat she has been putting off.
Kayla and her dad are now on their way to the retreat when they see Kayla's best friend Britney at a bus stop.
Britney gets in the car with them, as she is also going to the retreat.
Soon, Britney asks if they can stop so she can go to the bathroom.
Kayla's dad stops and lets the girls out on the side of the road.
When they are taking too long, he goes looking for them.
On a bridge over an icy river in the woods, he finds Kayla distraught, sitting on the edge.
She claims Britney fell over.
Dad panics and runs back to the car to call 911. That's when Kayla mentions that she pushed Britney...
Now, dad is rethinking the whole thing.
They cannot go to the police now that Kayla has admitted her guilt.
There is no way she will be able to lie and say it was all just an accident...
Stars Vesper Rusk , Skyla Fowler,  Joey King , Mireille Enos , Peter Sarsgaard, Dani Kind, Devery Jacobs, Cas Anvar, Patti Kim, Nicholas Lea, Allan Van Sprang, Rodrigo Fernandez Stoll 
Directed by Veena Sud
Rated R
MYSTERY/THRILLER

The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs Presents Joe Bob Put A Spell On You Valentine Special : The Love Witch (2021)/(2016)



Made for Shudder, airing February 12th in the US/Movie originally released November 11th in the US.
Season 10. Episode 2. /Movie filmed in California.
The story: Elaine is a woman who had sought therapy after the break up of her marriage.
She now believes the best thing for her is to skip town and make a new start.
Elaine now knows what she really wants, true love. 
She has been studying up on doing things the right way this time around and believes she really and finally understands men.
Elaine can also make men want her without any effort at all, mostly due to the love spells she casts.
But she is having trouble the right man.
Stars John Bloom, Diana Prince, Yuki, John Patrick Brennan, Samantha Robinson, Jeffery Vincent Parise, Laura Waddell, Gian Keys, Jared Sanford, Robert Seeley, Jennifer Ingrum, Randy Evans, Clive Ashborn, Lily Holleman, Jennifer Couch, Stephen Wozniak, Giselle DaMier , April Showers, Elle Evans, Fair Micaela Griffin, Dani Lennon, Gina Venditti, Anna Biller
Directed by (& story written) Anna Biller
Rated TVMA/Not Rated
VALENTINES DAY/COMEDY/DRAMA/MYSTERY/THRILLER/SERIES

Saturday, February 5, 2022

A Creepshow Animated Special : Survivor Type/Twittering from the Circus of the Dead (2020)



Made for Shutter, airing October 26th in the US.
Survivor Type; Richard is a man who worked hard growing up.
All he ever wanted to be was a surgeon.
When he began dealing with prescription meds, his life took a turn for the worse.
Then, after taking a cruise home from China where he went to score street drugs, it finally happened.
Richard found himself stranded on a deserted island with only birds and his own body parts for food...
Twittering from the Circus of the Dead; Blake is a teenage girl who is bored out of her mind.
She cannot stop twitting all her typical teenage negative, sarcastic thoughts while in the car and on the way to the family vacation she is dreading.
On their way to Utah instead of Colorado where Blake would rather be going to snowboard.
The next thing Blake knows, they have arrived at the Circus of the Dead due to dad wanting to take a driving break.
Of course, Blake believes this is totally lame and it's just plain hypothetical torture.
Even her dad claims "It's just a show".
But it's not.
Stars (voices by) Kiefer Sutherland, Fayna Sanchez, Mason Pike, Joey King
Directed by Greg Nicotero
Rated TVMA
ANIMATION/MYSTERY/THRILLER/HORROR/DARK COMEDY/SERIES/TV

"Fucking. Yuck!"

Thursday, February 3, 2022

Valentine (2001)



Released February 2nd in the US.
Filmed in Canada.
The story: Valentines Day, 1988.
Middle school students are at the school dance.
Outcast Jeremy Melton is asking some of the pretty girls if they would like to dance with him.
He gets viciously shunned by them one by one.
Finally, Jeremy asks overweight, sitting alone Dorothy, who decides to dance with him.
Soon the two are under the bleachers, making out.
When they are caught by a group of dickheads, Dorothy lies and says Jeremy forced himself on her.
So Jeremy gets beat up and sent away to reform school...
Fast forward 13 years.
The same girls who were all asked to dance by Jeremy are still close friends.
When one of them is murdered, the rest of them are questioned by the police.
After yet another friend just goes missing, and all the girls have got similar, creepy valentines, the truth comes out about Dorothy's experience with Jeremy.
The remaining girls are trying to help the police find out who is killing their friends off, while definitely considering the killer could be Jeremy, out for revenge. 
Stars Chelsea Florko, Chelcie Burgart, Sarah Mjanes, Brittany Mayers, Kate Logie, Joel Palmer, Katherine Heigl, Jessica Cauffiel, Denise Richards, Marley Shelton, Jessica Capshaw, David Boreanaz, Daniel Cosgrove, Johnny Whitworth, Fulvio Cecere, Hedy Burgess, Woody Jeffreys, Benita Ha
Directed by Jamie Blanks
Rated R
THRILLER/MYSTERY/DARK COMEDY/HORROR/VALENTINES DAY

Wednesday, February 2, 2022

Boris Karloff : The Man Behind the Monster (2021)



Released September 17th in the US.
The story: Boris Karloff, whose birth name is William "Billy" Henry Pratt, was born in England, on November 23, 1887.
The youngest of seven.
Billy's childhood was not a happy one but at age 9, he discovered theater, which gave him an escape.
As an adult, he was expected to follow in his brothers' footsteps in diplomatic service but he had his own notions.
His brother George, a frustrated actor, believed in his brother's ideas of a different life.
When Billy finished school, he traveled to British Columbia via ship but when there he struggled to find work.
Down to his last 15 cents, he arrived in Vancouver.
There, through the help of an old family friend, Billy began work with the British Columbia Railway.
He met and married his first wife in 1910 there and at 22 years old, he tried settling down.
All Billy really wanted to do for work though was act. 
He heard of a talent agent in Seattle and went to meet with him.
Soon he was invited to join the Western Canadian Jeanne Russell Company as an actor.
He traveled with the company all over and got great reviews.
In 1920, he found himself out of work, living in Hollywood.
He grabbed a job as a movie extra but his first real part was in the 1920 film 'The Deadlier Sex' , after which he played roles in many small, forgotten movies but learning all the while.
After taking a break from the film industry, frightened that he was destined to become an extra, he worked as a construction worker.
1927 saw the end of silent films and with this, Billy had an advantage.
In mid-1930, after meeting with his agent, he got a part in 'The Criminal Code and became a member of the new, controversial Screen Actors Guild.
Boris Karloff is primarily known for his horror movies.
So, when asked in interviews about how he got into show business, his answer was often a surprising one.
He always brought up the movie 'The Criminal Code' and his role in it.
After that film, Boris began getting many offers.
While filming the 1931 film 'Graft', the same year Bela Lugosi's 'Dracula' was released, Karloff landed the part of the man-made monster, Frankenstein in the upcoming film.
Bela Lugosi was initially to play this role but was unhappy with its lack of dialogue.
When the movie came out in November of 1931, it was instantly a huge success.
Karloff's next project was the 1932 film, 'The Old Dark House', which didn't do anywhere near as well as 'Frankenstein'
Now, at this time, all the movie production companies wanted to make horror movies, due to the low budgets and entertainment value.
Next, Karloff starred in 1932's 'The Mask of Fu Man Chu' and 'The Mummy'.
Now he really was considered a top Hollywood star.
Stars Guillermo del Toro, Roger Corman, Dick Miller, John Landis, Orson Bean, Joe Dante, Ron Perlman, Gregory M Mank, Norman Jewison, Sharyn Moffett, Christopher Plummer, Stefanie Powers, Peter Bogdanovich, Caroline Munro, Lee Grant, Nehemiah Persoff, Ian Ogilvy, HM Wynant
Directed by Thomas Hamilton
Not Rated
DOCUMENTARY/BIOGRAPHY/HISTORY

The Intruder (2019)



Released May 3rd in the US.
Filmed entirely in Canada.
The story: Scott and Annie are a young married couple living in the city, due to his job.
Annie would like to move out to the country and start a family. 
She also has a house in mind.
When Scott gets his high-paying promotion, he asks Annie if she would like to go see the house.
The couple drive out to meet the owner, but he greets them with the shooting of a deer.
The houses owner Charlie claims the deer have been eating people's gardens and it is something that must be done.
Stunned, Scott and Annie are hesitant to go any further.
That is until Charlie makes light of things and offers to show them the house.
Annie loves the house. Scott, not so much. 
Charlie gives a price but Scott isn't really interested, getting fast in the car to leave.
Charlie approaches them one more time with a better price, which includes many things already inside the house.
Because Annie loves the property so much, Scott decides to give it a go.
But right from the very beginning, things are uncomfortable because apparently, Charlie isn't exactly ready to give up his home.
Stars Michael Ealy, Meagan Good, Joseph Sikora , Raylene Harewood,  Alvina August, Dennis Quaid, Erica Cerra, Kurt Evans, Carolyn Anderson, Lili Sepe, Sam Vincent, Chris Shields, Connor Mackay
Directed by Deon Taylor
Rated PG13
MYSTERY/THRILLER

Tuesday, February 1, 2022

Secrets of Playboy : The Bunnies & The Clean Up (2022)



Made for A&E, airing January 31st in the US.
Season 1. Episode 3. 
The story: The Playboy Bunnies had a certain style. The image was the girl next door.
The greatest of sex symbols in the country. There was an innocence about the women who worked as Bunnies,  believing nothing would go wrong.
The woman felt protected, by the very strict rules of being a Playboy Bunny, but those rules only were to an extent...
Being a Playboy Bunny brought opportunity, money, and self-confidence.
The role changed many woman's lives forever, good and bad.
All the Playboy Clubs were very sophisticated. It was 25 dollars for a membership key.
There were 22 Playboy Clubs before 1970. By 1972, there were 1 million key holders and the VIP keyholders got to do everything for free.
Many rules came with being a Playboy Bunny and the perception of what it was to be a bunny and what it actually was to be a bunny were two very different things.
It was quite grueling if you didn't get things right and completely demanding personally.
There were Playboy Clubs all over the US, up until the late 80s.
There were also Playboy Resorts up until 1988.
Many women who started in various other clubs ended up working at the Playboy Resort - Great Gorge in New Jersey, which saw great scandal, although not all the women working there knew anything about the trouble. 
But there were signs.
The result was one of a cover-up to protect the company and no one was to talk about it.
There was also no further training to protect the current standing Playboy Bunnies.
But the problems didn't just stay within that one resort, there were a number of problems with bunnies within different clubs.
But the problems were taken care of by ridding the clubs of those employees as well as threats.
Stars PJ Masten, Suzanne Charneski , Susanne Singer , Jaki Nett , Gayla Guenot , Jamilah Lemieux , Jim Ellis , Stella Tetenbaum , Miki Garcia , Russell Miller 
Director unknown.
Rated TV14
DOCUMENTARY/BIOGRAPHY/HISTORY/MINISERIES 

"Everything wasn't, lights, camera, happy."

Secrets of Playboy : The Girl Next Door (2022)



Made for A&E, airing January 24th in the US.
Season 1. Episode 2.
The story: Holly Madison became one of three stars of the TV show 'The Girls Next Door' ,which started in 2005.
Although she didnt exactly know what she was getting herself into 
Eventually , Holly felt that Hef was manipulating , controlling and took advantage of her.
Friends of his that knew Hef and Holly didnt know why she would go on to write a book portraying him so badly.
Holly was drawn to being famous , with her low self esteem issues. 
She believed if she started at Playboy , her career would sky rocket in the direction she wanted it to.
At the time Holly met Hef, he had seven girlfriends who he flaunted.
In the summer of 2001 , Holly got invited to a party at the Playboy mansion. 
Holly wasnt picked by Hef , but she was allowed to join the rest of the girls...and she did just that.
Hef was charming and flattering but that was his motive.
Holly tried very hard to be Hef's one and only.
She became his main girlfriend but to her dismay not the only one. Not at that time.
The other girls began turning on Holly due in part to Hef's  manipulation.
Then Bridget came along , waning to be a Playmate.
She got along with Holly because her intention was not to be Hef's main lady , which was a constant competition between the Playmates at the mansion.
Hef had himself also been a victim of low self esteem like Holly was.
But he was controlling and the control included the woman living at the mansion following all his wishes , changing their looks to his liking and looking like all the other woman who he considered his girlfriends.
Hef was becoming increasingly abrasive with Holly and she was feeling like her options were very few.
When 'The Girls Next Door' came along , Holly was feeling much more confident again.
2008 was the last year Holly spent at the mansion. All the other girls were leaving and it looked like Holly would finally get what she wanted. 
But she eventually learned Hef wasnt who she thought he was and it was definately time for her to leave.
Stars Holly Madison, Alison Renyolds , Joel Berlinger , Jonathan Baker , Leon Isaac Kennedy, Sondra Theodore , Carla Howe , Charlotte Lewis , Bridget Marquardt , Richard Bann , Sharmagne Leland St John Sylbert , Jennifer Saginor , Chris Jones , 
Director unknown.
Rated TV14
DOCUMENTARY/BIOGRAPHY/HISTORY/MINISERIES 

"Now , looking back at my time at Playboy , it reminds me of a cult."

Secrets of Playboy : The Playboy Legacy (2022)



Made for A&E, airing January 24th in the US.
Season 1. Episode 1.
The story:  Hugh Heffner left a confusing legacy for the people that knew him.
As time went on, many saw the inconsistencies of what they otherwise believed.
A businessman at a young age, he was 27 when he became editor and publisher of Playboy magazine.
Born and raised in the 20s of Chicago,  he owned the original Playboy mansion there.
In 1953, Hef launched the first edition of Playboy and it took off. By the 70s it was selling 7 million copies a month.
In the 50s and 60s, Playboy played a part in the 1st amendment, civil rights, freedom of speech, and social concerns that weren't being addressed in America.
The show 'Playboys Playhouse' aired in 1959 and the first Playboy club opened to the public in 1960, where blacks and whites mingled.
This was a time of segregation but Hef didn't believe in that.
No one else was doing such things.
Hef considered himself an advocate for feminist rights, but many would argue that.
In 1975, he bought the newly renovated "Shangri La" Playboy mansion in Los Angeles, the most popular property he owned.
There, lots of stars, models, and parties ensued. 
A lot of open sexuality among the playmates staying at the mansion was not unusual and all the girls wanted to be Hef's number one.
Glamorous and luxurious. Hef considered his home a Disneyland for adults.
Hef cared for his friends and ignored his help, taking his rules with them seriously.
Everyone believed he was charming, generous, humble, with total acceptance of everyone, which people loved. 
Hef conveyed his philosophy as individual freedom for everyone. 
But that wasn't exactly always true, especially for the people who worked for him and thought they would be taken care of.
Stars Jennifer Saginor, Richard Bann, Chris Jones, Miki Garcia , Leon Isaac Kennedy , Stefan Tetenbaum, Jamilah Lemieux , Jaki Nett , Sondra Theodore , PJ Masten , Stella Tentnbaum , Mitch Rosen , Lisa Page , 
Rated TV14
DOCUMENTARY/BIOGRAPHY/HISTORY/MINISERIES

"Over time, I realized I was just one of the people that were silenced."