Friday, October 18, 2013

Halloween II ; Rob Zombie's (2009)


Released August 28th in the US.
Filmed in Georgia , California and Connecticut.
The story : It is two years after Laurie and her step sister Annie were attacked by Lauries' insane brother Michael.
Annie seems to be dealing pretty alright but Laurie , yea not so much.
Laurie is suffering from delusions and horrifying memories of what she had endured on that faithless evening two years ago.
Laurie believes no one can help her and she doesnt know what she can do to get away from all that lunatic shit.
Little does Laurie realize , its almost time for her to come home.
Stars Sheri Moon Zombie , Chase Wright Vanek , Scout Taylor-Compton , Malcolm McDowell , Brad Dourif , Danielle Harris (did somebody say 'Halloween 4'??), Margot Kidder , Caroline Williams , Howard Hesseman , Tyler Mane , Dayton Callie , Richard Brake , Octavia Spencer , Richard Riehle , Mary Birdsong , Daniel Roebuck , Catherine Dyer , Sylvia Jefferies , 'Weird Al' Yankovic
Directed by (& story written) Rob Zombie
Rated R
REMAKE/HORROR

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Toy Story of Terror (2013)

Made for TV , airing on ABC October 16th in the US.
The story : The toys are along for a car trip with their human Bonnie only they are in the trunk.
Its a rainy , spooky night and the toys are enjoying a creepy horror film when all of a sudden Bonnies' mom gets a flat.
Thats when , by accident , Jess falls into a toolbox and begins panicing due to her being scared of being locked away.
The rest of the toys rescue Jess but shes a bit on edge.
Bonnies mom stops at the next hotel where they all shall stay for the night.
Bonnie makes sure to bring her toys inside with her and when Bonnie and mom are fast asleep , it is indeed time for the toys to roam...and roam they do. One at a time two of the toys turn up missing and its up to the other toys to find them of course , not knowing that its just not safe for them either.
Stars (voices by) Joan Cusack , Tom Hanks , Kristen Schaal , Jodi Benson , Michael Keaton , Tim Allen , Timothy Dalton , John Ratzenberger , Wallace Shawn , Don Rickles , Blake Clark , Emily Hahn , Carl Weathers
Directed by Angus MacLane
Not Rated
ANIMATION/FAMILY/HALLOWEEN

Sunday, October 13, 2013

The Teacher (1974)


Released May 29th in the US.
Filmed entirely in California.
The story : So , Diane is a popular young teacher who all the guys are totally hot for.
Diane isnt as innocent as she seems though , as she is pretty hot for her student Sean.
Seans' friends brother is also hot for Diane and hes been creepily stalking her.
Diane has tried many times to talk to the creepy stalker guy , but he always runs away.
Now Diane promised not to "rape" Sean , but she has damn near came pretty close.
She wants him around all the time , but Sean is a teenager and hes into things like working on his van and being home for dinner so his dad wont give him shit which is giving Sean a complex.
Oh yea and creepy stalker guy totally has it in for Sean because Sean basically took his woman!
As soon as he can catch Sean alone , without Diane , he plans on doing him in and then trampy Diane will be all his.
Stars Angel Tompkins , Jay North , Anthony James , Marlene Schmidt , Barry Atwater , Med Flory , Quinn O'Hara , Rudy Herrera Jr. , Sivi Aberg , Katherine Cassavetes , Lady Rowlands , Cassandra Lucas , Richard Winterstein
Directed by (& story written)Howard Avedis
Rated R
DRAMA/COMEDY

"Oh , she's such a bitch!"

Friday, October 11, 2013

The Brotherhood of Satan (1971)

Released August 6th in the US.
Filmed in New Mexico and California.
The story : A small family are out having a nice day in the park. On their way back home , they past a bad car accident where they find the car on fire and people dead.
They go to the closest police station to report what they saw but they are wildly attacked.
The family jumps back in their car just as fast and hi tail it out of there but a few miles away they get into a car accident while trying to avoid a small child standing in the road.
Now their car is wrecked so there will be no more heading home today.
They decide to hoof it back to the small town where the people attacked them.
Even though they know its not a good idea they have no choice.
But that town is full of Satan worshipping whitehaired freaks who steal peoples children in the night...
Stars Charles Bateman , Ahna Capri , L.Q. Jones , Strother Martin , Charles Robinson , Alvy Moore , Helene Winston , Joyce Easton , Debi Storm , Jeff Williams , Judith McConnell , Robert Ward , Alyson Moore , Kevin McEveety , Geri Reischl
Directed by Bernard McEveety
Not Rated
THRILLER/MYSTERY

Monday, October 7, 2013

Deadly Blessing ; Wes Craven's (1981)

Released August 14th in the US.
Filmed in Ohio and Texas.
The story : Tom and Martha are a young happily married couple.
They happen to live in the boonies with the Amish-like Hittites , which Tom used to be a part of considering his whole family is a Hittie.
Tom and Martha mind their own business and stay away from Toms' family basically because they dont care for Martha.
Toms' family believes Martha is a demon of sorts , who has lured the poor , innocent Tom away from his family.
When Tom is killed suddenly , Martha is left all alone. This really isnt good and ever since Toms' death , others have been turning up dead.
Everyone believes its Martha who is causing the deaths but...
Then a couple of Marthas' gal pals come to stay with her and instead of just Martha all three of the girls are terrorized by who knows what!
Stars Jonathon Gulla , Maren Jensen , Jeff East , Douglas Barr , Ernest Borgnine , Annabelle Weenick , Lisa Hartman , Michael Berryman , Lois Nettleton , Sharon Stone , Susan Buckner , Colleen Riley , Bobby Dark , Kevin Cooney
Directed by Wes Craven
Rated R
HORROR/MYSTERY

Wait for it!

Discovery Channel Presents Kandula : An Elephant's Story (2004)

Release date unknown.
The story: In Asia, elephants are dying. In Washington D.C. at a zoo, they are trying to overcome the process of extinction.
Elephants have been said to be endangered 3 years ago and are still in harm's way.
Elephants rarely reproduce in the wild or in captivity.
One zoo in Washington D.C. is working hard by trying to keep elephants alive. This zoo is the birthplace of the second Asian baby elephant born in captivity due to artificial insemination in 2001, of a 27-year-old elephant who was taken from the wild as a baby.
This new baby elephant is known as Kandula, and this is its story...
Not Rated
DOCUMENTARY

Murder In the Heartland : The Search for Video X (2003)

Now, if I didn't know any better I would surely believe this is an actual documentary. I have to tell you, this really plays like a real-life story and incident. While I watched this, the thought never did cross my mind that I wasn't actually watching a documentary about these people. Very believable although I guess this is actually taken from the real-life story of 19-year-old Charles Starkweather and his 14-year-old girlfriend Caril Ann Fugate, whose crime spree went on from 1957 through 1958 in Nebraska and Wyoming. So, in that aspect, this is based on a true story I guess. Other than that, this isn't anything close to that truth.
This so-called new spoof on documentary storytelling referred to as ' faux cinema verite ' isn't exactly a favorite of mine. I find that it's very confusing and misleading.
Released July 30th in the US.
Filming location(s) unknown.
The story: Mislead young'en Dwayne Foote takes his God-fearing young girlfriend Darla Jean Stanton on the adventure of their lives.
All of a sudden, out of the blue the two decide to go on a crime/killing spree through three states. The twos crimes go from holding up convenience stores, to murdering families and robbing banks taking hostages along.
We shall hear from the people that thought they knew them or about them. Their families and friends alike.
But then, when the filmmakers realize that while the two were on their adventure, they were videotaping their actions.
This said video is referred to as "video x" and it seems many are going to the greatest lengths to keep the video from being acknowledged as existing.
Stars Joe Ward , Rick Thomason , Michelle Moretti , Jack Kyle
Directed by (& story partly written)James D. Mortellaro
Not Rated
MOCUMENTARY/FAUX CINEMA VERITE