Monday, December 23, 2024

Spongebob Squarepants : Sandy's Country Christmas (2024)



Made for Nickelodeon, airing October 25th in the US.
Season 14. Episode 13.
The story: It's the day before Christmas in Bikini Bottom and everyone is ready for Santa.
Sandy is creating a potion that she believes everyone will love because it will grow fully grown Christmas trees completely decked out.
When her family arrives from Texas, things only look better.
That evening, Sandy shows the people of Bikini Bottom her creation and it turns out beautifully.
But just when Santa is due to arrive, Sandy's niece and nephew use the potion to grow the tree even bigger and Santa slams into it, knocking him unconscious.
When he does come to, he has no idea who he is or what day it is.
Now it's up to Sandy, her family, and Spongebob to deliver all Santa's gifts to everyone in Bikini Bottom before it's too late.
Stars (voices by) Carolyn Lawrence , Tom Kenny , Bill Fagerbakke , Rodger Bumpass , Clancy Brown , Mr. Lawrence , Lori Alan , Lewis Black , Mary Jo Catlett , Grey Griffin , Johnny Knoxville 
Directed by Mark Caballero , Seamus Walsh & Ian Vazquez 
Rated TVY7
COMEDY/FAMILY/FANTASY/CHRISTMAS

"Who upchucked in your eggnog?"

Saturday, December 21, 2024

Longlegs (2024)



Released July 12th in the US.
Filmed entirely in Canada.
The story: Lee Harker is a highly intelligent FBI agent.
After an incident on her first job, which proves that she is gifted, she is put through an extremely difficult test.
When she passes that test and does an amazing job, she is assigned to help take down a serial killer who has been on a killing spree for more than 20 years.
Lee takes her job very seriously and works tediously in solving all the clues leading up to the killer's capture.
But after some time, it finally becomes apparent that Lee herself has some sort of strange connection to the killer.
Stars Lauren Acala , Nicolas Cage , Maika Monroe , Dakota Daulby , Michelle Choi Lee , Jason William Day , Lisa Chandler , Kiernan Shipka , Alicia Witt , Maila Hosie , Ava Kelders , Rryla McIntosh
Directed by (& story written) Osgood Perkins
Rated R
THRILLER/MYSTERY

Thursday, December 19, 2024

Barbie (2023)



Released July 21st in the US.
Filmed in California and England.
The story: Stereo-typical Barbie lives in the magical, imaginative world of Barbie Land.
Barbie Land is all the things little girls can wish to be and have.
Every Barbie and Ken in Barbie Land knows Stereotypical Barbie and vice versa.
Every day is the same as the day before, with a few small changes thrown in.
But when Stereotypical Barbie mentions having feelings of depression, everyone around her becomes highly concerned.
There is no room for depression in Barbie Land, only dreams and happiness.
It doesn't help matters that when she wakes up the next day she finds that her perfectly arched feet are now flat and she's beginning to get cellulite!
All these things are a big reason for concern and the only one that can help Stereotypical Barbie is Weird Barbie.
Weird Barbie explains why this is happening to Stereotypical Barbie and that she must make the long journey into the real world, find the human who is controlling her, and make things right.
Stars (voice) Helen Mirren , Margot Robbie , Ryan Gosling , Alexandra Shipp , Issa Rae , Kate McKinnon , Emma Mackey , Sharon Rooney , Hari Nef , Ana Cruz Kayne , Ritu Arya , Dua Lipa , Nicole Coughlan , Emerald Fennell , Simu Liu , Ncuti Gatwa , Kingsley Ben Adir , Scott Evans , John Cena , Michael Cera , Will Ferrell , Rhea Perlman , America Ferrera , Ariana Greenblatt
Directed by (& story partly written) Greta Gerwig
Rated PG13
FANTASY/COMEDY/ADVENTURE

Tuesday, December 17, 2024

Avenues (2017)



Released May 16th in the US.
Filmed entirely in New York.
The story : It is Christmas time in Manhattan.
Max is a young man with no job , who lives and plays there.
He has a sister that lives nearby and the siblings just lost their brother a month ago...
Max's best friend Peter has arrived in New York for a visit.
The day he arrives , Max gets a letter in the mail from his beloved , deceased brother.
That starts Max contemplating his future.
Max and Peter make the most of their visit together. 
They go to dinner and meet two young woman who they quickly make future plans with.
The next day is Max's birthday and the four get together to celebrate but many things happen during the course of the evening that were not planned.
Stars Michael Angarano , Nicholas Braun , Ari Graynor , Adelaide Clemons , Juno Temple , Maya Kazan , Greg Vrotsos , John Robinson , Yaron Urbas , Michael Santosusso , Susan Torres , Lorna Pruce
Directed by (& story written) Michael Angarano
Not Rated
DRAMA 

Tuesday, December 10, 2024

Little Joe (2019)



Released December 6th in the US.
Filmed in Austria and England.
The story: Alice, a single mom raising her pride and joy young Joe is a plant breeder.
The company she works for is eagerly working on genetically engineered plants , to enter into an upcoming plant fair.
Alice is working alongside Chris, who wants Alice's creation, which she lovingly named "Little Joe," to succeed as much as she does.
Little Joe is very unique.
This unusual and beautiful plant is said to be therapeutic because, with love and care, it will reward its caregiver with happiness.
Unknown to anyone at the company, Alice has used a gene in her plants that the company has no idea the true and final result and was not given authority to use.
Close with her son, Alice brings him a plant home to care for and he quickly takes a liking to caring for it.
But soon, Alice sees a change in Joe. 
A change that scares her into believing "Little Joe" is having a mental effect on the person Joe really is.
Stars Emily Beecham, Ben Whishaw, Kerry Fox, Phenix Brossard, David Wilmot, Andrew Rajan, Kit Connor, Sebastian Hulk, Lindsay Duncan, Jessie Mae Alonzo, Marie Noel, Goran Kostic, Yana Yanezic
Directed by (& story partly written) Jessica Hausner
Not Rated
MYSTERY/THRILLER/SCIFI

Sunday, December 8, 2024

Glitter and Greed : The Lisa Frank Story (2024)



Released as a four-part mini-series, airing on Amazon Prime instant streaming December 5th in the US.
Filming location(s) unknown.
The story: Journalist Tracie Egan Morrissey grew up knowing and loving Lisa Frank designs.
When she was a young teen, if you didn't have Lisa Frank items, you weren't cool.
A year or so ago, a friend of Tracie's was attending Grad school.
Tracie thought it would be fun to get her friend some Lisa Frank school supplies, but Tracie couldn't find any...
She began wondering what happened to Lisa Frank with all of her whimsical, out-of-this-world fantastic products and started doing some research.
What Tracie found was less than flattering. She found articles upon articles of lawsuits from contractors and former Lisa Frank employees.
Let us get back to the beginning, where it all started...
Lisa Frank grew up in Detroit, Michigan. She attended college in Tuscon, Arizona - majoring in Art Education.
Trying to make a living while attending school, Lisa began selling other artist's products. 
She soon tried her hand at making jewelry and made some decent money, selling to high-end stores.
Not only was Lisa an artist but she was quite the savvy businesswoman.
After a while, Lisa realized that stickers were a very up-and-coming trend that she wanted in on.
In 1979, at 24, Lisa formed Lisa Frank Inc., starting her business by making stickers.
In 1981, Lisa began hiring illustrators. 
She knew what kind of product she wanted to put out and she knew exactly who her audience was - pre-teen girls.
Lisa Frank Incs first big contract came in 1982, making a million from Spencer's Gifts.
Lisa herself did not create the art but she oversaw every bit of it.
She was seen as complicated and demanding but that also seemed necessary for the desired result.
In 1982, artist James Green got lucky and was hired when he beat another artist at making the Lisa Frank logo.
James became the first full-time artist in the company.
Right-hand man to Lisa and taking on the leadership role for the company, Lisa and James worked with each other on every aspect of the company.
By 1989, the company had begun making school supplies in a way no one else was making them.
Then came the 1990s and Lisa Frank Inc. only grew and grew, it even had two of its own retail stores in Tucson.
But some of the employees began feeling overwhelmed, underappreciated, and most definitely underpaid.
By 1994, Lisa and James were married.
Their first son was born in 1995. Their second in 1999.
After all of this, James began taking over running the company while Lisa worked from home, and soon, many employees began either leaving on their own or being fired from the company.
In the 2000s, the artwork shifted and it became less about unicorns and rainbows and more about the young girls who loved those unicorns and rainbows getting older.
This didn't sit with all the artists. But it worked for others.
To boot, the woman who was the head of human resources for the company began firing anyone for any one good reason she or James could think of.
While Lisa was at home with her children, James was left to run the company, along with the woman from human resources.
By 2005, James and Lisa's marriage was completely done and she wanted him out of her company completely.
From that point on, things were never the same.
The success was always there but Lisa Frank herself had changed and not for the better.
Stars Tracie Egan Morrissey, Patty Sjolin, James Green, Joshua Lakes, Rondi Kutz, Toni De Luz, Quentin Eckman, Megan Noli, Bailey Sarian, Phillip Cyr, Peter Georgotas, Jennifer Mara, Rhonda Rowlette, Christopher Glembotzky, Mary Sholl, Carly Mark, Jessica Romano, Carlos Terrazas
Directed by Arianna LePenne
Not Rated
DOCUMENTARY/HISTORY/BIOGRAPHY/SERIES/TV


"You don't treat the people that love you like shit!"

Friday, December 6, 2024

Abigail (2024)



Released April 19th in the US.
Filmed in Ireland.
The story: Four men and two women, all with criminal pasts, are hired to do a very important job.
The job is to kidnap Abigail, the 12-year-old daughter of an extremely wealthy, important, and dangerous man.
They are to bring her to a secluded mansion and keep her hidden for 24 hours until an assumed ransom is paid to get her back.
The group isn't let in on anything more than they really need to know and don't want to know anything more as they believe it will endanger them.
One of the women is the only one who is allowed to interact with Abigail.
But when one of the men accidentally allows the child to see his face, they all begin to worry and believe that Abigail's father will have all of their heads for this whole stunt.
Although it isn't exactly the child's father that they have to worry about.
Stars Melissa Barrera, Dan Stevens, William Catlett, Kathryn Newton, Kevin Durand, Angus Cloud, Alisha Weir, Giancarlo Esposito, Matthew Goode
Directed by Matt Bettinelli Olpin & Tyler Gillett
Rated R
MYSTERY/THRILLER/HORROR

"I fucking hate ballet..."

"IN LOVING MEMORY Angus Cloud"